Grab An Ass Any Ass

{naomi's Ass-Grabbing campaign}

okay. lately on IRC i've been going on about the stupid boys that attend my school. these children are still terrified of the opposite sex, and i'm just wondering when the hormones are going to kick in, please. but i've decided that these poor things are simply a product of the oh so common mind-set, self-conciousness. they seem to be totally intimidated by their social status, which so rudely lays the responsibility of asking the girl out on their weak little boy-shoulders. so here i was, thinking again, and i started to wonder if their were any way that i could help. but of course there is, mothy! i could grab their asses!!! now just think of what a positive affect this would have on their psychosis! ahh yes... i'll be the hunter. i'll take the roll which they neglect! by grabbing their asses, i merely hope to pump up their confidence, to let them know that they can't be expected to be the instigators in all these junior high pseudo-relationships. but i can't do this on my own, humans. i need your help. and so i start this page, a sort of campaign, to spread the word of Ass-Grabbing. so feel free to join the organization of independant Ass-Grabbing women if you haven't already. we need your help.

 so here's what i ask from you... share your thoughts! do you think my plan
is -the- stupidest thing you've ever heard of in your life? great! lemme
know! if you've got any ideas to send my Ass Grabbers united National, post
em! i'm all ears! and ass!

• thanks so much, you guys. you're the best. ~naomi the moth

Oh, geez... you shoulda' been around Meg and some others and I at first session... we were grabbing everyone's ass!! I started it at the Hug Circle thing, though, by grabbing Mariah's ass... it was pretty funny.... but yeah- it's a good idea... -JessicaSkater

hehe... oh dear... this reminds me so much of session two '98... after one of the men's groups we decided to get up in the talant show and make an anouncment about how sick and tired we were of always having to be the instigators of flirtation. Unfortunately, as hard as we tried no one took us seriously, except Dian, who helped do the announcement! ;-) ~z~

• hehehehe... i thought i knew what i was talking about ;) i couldn't be more serious about this! this Ass-Grabbing stuff is dealing with the minds of young men, and is not something to be toyed with. yo. ~naomi!~

It might be an idea...on a slightly serious note, becareful, the whole sexual harrassment thing is something to take into consideration. Yeah I know it sounds silly, but sometimes you can encounter some people who are so uptight, their bodies might implode. I am always up for a little ass-grabbing myself, keeps people light on their toes. -Gennie

• unfortunately Gennie's right, but I suppose it's understandable that people with sticks up their asses get a little sore about being grabbed back there... ~z~

session 2, '00....the amount of ass-grabbing was almost scary. but oh, how fun it was to watch those bois and drag queens jump! -Kat

this seems like it could be a bad idea, seeing as how, some people would take it s you makeing fun of them, and be horbley hurt by what you have done to them, if you like someone, tell them, if you don't, then don't tell them, it;s as easy as that, you don't have to grab someones ass, for that is just crude.

-Ryland

• Yeah, that's what I would do too, If I like someone and want to tell them, that's what I do. I wouldn't grab their ass because I don't want someone else grabbing my ass if they want to let me know that they like me. Anyways, I get what you mean though, it reminded me of something you would see in the Stranger, lol Ms. Personal Space