Hey! It's Rick who's got the hyperspatial balls. * Aredridel laughs. I'm Mr. Kiss Kiss Bang Bang. yes. because you know what an addict i am to having sex with goats on fire. Silverspring: its the perfect boyfriend kim Silverspring: he's good to suck on Silverspring: fits right in your mouth Heather talking about Kims soother SerialProcrastinator: oh no, here comes the second wind
SerialProcrastinator holds tightly to the socks she's not wearing
SerialProcrastinator thinks that's cool about bodies
jessica laughs
jessica: what's that?
jessica laughs
jessica: you're very entertaining when you are tired
SerialProcrastinator: first they do their very best to make you get much
needed rest after you've been up way too long, then they say "Fuck it, this
crazy person ain't going to bed (or floor depending on situation)" and they
make you hyper. as in "yeah punk, you're all wired and shit, so when you
crash you're gonna burn fer days cuz you're an ass and didn't listen to me.
Muah ha ha ha!"
SerialProcrastinator:I'm bonkers the crippled musical chair! SerialProcrastinator considers running into a wall
SerialProcrastinator takes pointy things out of her pocket
SerialProcrastinator sucks on her pacifier and doesn't even -think-
about what that last statement could've meant
SerialProcrastinator: (thanks a lot Jesse)
SerialProcrastinator: a looney! a twooney! come back canadian 2 dollar, I
haven't finished with you yt. look at me when I'm talking to you. what? you
don't have eyes? SOOOOO? Shut up when you're speaking to me. Damn stuck up
change
jessica: :-D
jessica laughs
Ari laughs
SerialProcrastinator: ok, now I'm scaring myself.
SerialProcrastinator: jello cheese! there you are, my best and oldest
friend how I missed you so
jessica: do you have big boobs?
jessica: yes, I keep them in a box under my bed.
jessica: can I borrow it?
SerialProcrastinator falls sideways, and up, and
interdimensionally
jessica laughs
jessica laughs
SerialProcrastinator: well that was a bad acid trip and a half
SerialProcrastinator: IS YOUR TRAY TABLE IN THE FULL UPRIGHT AND LOCKED POSITION? SerialProcrastinator: see manly kim. see manly kim kiss a stick. you dumb-ass! SerialProcrastinator: chocolate cabbages just aren't right...no, you may
not eat my shoe. make the boxed candle stop staring at me. what the fuck is
that big yelow thing outside.
SerialProcrastinator stares at it.
SerialProcrastinator slowly goes blind
SerialProc: look at all the pretty colors!
SerialProc: round and around they go
SerialProc: oops, falling...
SerialProc: yay, that big metal rod broke my fall
SerialProc: information overload! oh shit, wears my spork.
SerialProc: it's the bathroom stop of detah! run fer your lives
TiredAssMonkey then trips over her insanity, rolls of th bed, hits the jewelry box she ment to send last Christmas, passes out, rools on the extension cord, electrocutes herself and kills the entire Dade County power grid TiredAssMo: Blitz and Mr. Spinz? I love you. Leia? Bite me! (i know you want to) Ari: Yeah. It confuses me too sometimes. Ari: But only when I think about it. SerialProcrastinator: she and the others have escaped a few times. sometimes for hours. out of the cage, into the yard, into the neighbors yard, around the block, dig a hole to china (that was kim) 00:58 |@BoysAndBerries> where's zack, i want to flirt! 00:59 * marina blinks tiredly 00:59 -!- zack [jazkharma@PPPa14-ResaleAtlantaB1-1R7524.dialinx.net] has joined #NBTSC |Jausserande> well fuck you Mr. Connection 20:26 * Ari idly wonders where in Victoria other than
Eaton's to buy underwear.
20:26 * Ari supposes Wal-mart. Ick.
20:27 |@Platypus> canada has underwear now? my but they're
advancing quickly
20:28 |@char> Pennicilin too, soon, I suppose.
Kimmmmmmm wally's not going soft Step one, poke them in the eyes. Step two, run the HELL away! * zack wants to learn body mechanics for doing work on the floor. * Rion grumbles, having only had a good kiss once |Rion> brief one too * Rion allocates a moment for self-... um.. not pity.. |Rion> what's a good word.. |Aredridel> jea-lous-eee! |Rion> jealousy = (moment *) malloc(1 * sizeof(kiss)); |Rion> free(jealousy); * Rion grins |Aredridel> SIGSEGV (protected address space) |Aredridel> user cannot free() jealousy. |Rion> Heh. |Rion> Why not? |Aredridel> insmod jealousy_autofree * Rion laughs |Aredridel> kernel allocated ;-] |Rion> Heh. True, somewhat |Aredridel> undefined symbol super_introspection * Rion grins * Rion laughs.. it's amazing what a conversation can be had in geek talk.. now there's sex dripping from the roof?? PaperMoon: I out geek all of you! Aredridel: At least you don't need a soldering iron to turn yours on. Aredridel: Mine's... been around. |ExplodingTechnicolorDarkness| you see daniel and mitch were kinda playing catch with a large knife... * ExplodingTechnicolorDarkness sings "it's six thirty seven in the morning (where you gonna be?) inside on the PC! /A slightly edited conversation from #tort, 7/14/ * RoyaBoya can't believe she just said that having sex in an airplane bathroom isn't so weird |RoyaBoya> well |SATAN> lol |RoyaBoya> even on SpinCity they had something about that * Mossaia giggles. |RoyaBoya> just a stupid generic little tv show * zack giggles histerically |RoyaBoya> i mean |jess> Mile High Club! |jess> something like that.. |RoyaBoya> exxactly |marina> oh gods... * jess laughs |RoyaBoya> i just think it'd be cramped |RoyaBoya> but |RoyaBoya> they showed how to do it best * Mossaia snickers. |zack> hhahahaha |RoyaBoya> you put one foot in teh sink... * RoyaBoya grins * SATAN grins |Mossaia> Who says TV isn't educational?? |Mossaia> And enlightening! * RoyaBoya giggles |marina> oh gods. * zack rolls around on the floor laughing * jess slaps Mossaia around a bit with a large trout |marina> that's scary!!! |RoyaBoya> and on the Las Vegas movie they do it too! |RoyaBoya> i mean |RoyaBoya> it's a common thing! |RoyaBoya> i can hear it now... |Mossaia> And Urban Legends 2. :P |SATAN> Thanks! I was wondering how to pull that off last time I was on a plane! * marina is DESPERATELY tempted to DQT |RoyaBoya> "this is your pilot, we're experiencing some turbulence, and would like to ask teh couple in the bathroom to knock it off..." * SATAN GRINS! * Mossaia laughs! * Qetyria laughs * jess laughs |jess> marina, dqt that.. |zack> hehehe... I remember a story I heard on my trip... * RoyaBoya laughs * marina will in a bit... |Qetyria> yes. DQT |zack> some guy who went into the bathroom on a plane to smoke pot, not realising the air circulation system sent the air straight from their to the cockpit.... |RoyaBoya> WOHOO * Mossaia laughs. |RoyaBoya> that's teh kind of flight -I- want to be on! * RoyaBoya grins |RoyaBoya> oh wait * marina sighs and drags her mind out of the gutter... * jess giggles |Mossaia> MaRIna! |PaperMoon> what was your mind doing there? * Mossaia laughs. * zack grabs marina's mind and drags it back into the gutter |Mossaia> You guys all crack me up. * marina gringes and hides under the couch.... |Qetyria> Marina, you know I blame you for corrupting my poor mind. * Qetyria grins |RoyaBoya> zack, you have a slapping-magnet, i think * RoyaBoya slaps marina around a bit with a large trout |RoyaBoya> there we go! * marina 's mind rolls around in the mud with zack :P |RoyaBoya> i successfully slapped marina. i feel better now. * marina slaps RoyaBoya around a bit with a large trout * marina slaps RoyaBoya around a bit with a large trout * marina slaps RoyaBoya around a bit with a large trout |marina> ha * RoyaBoya 's mind is apparently there too * RoyaBoya is dizzy now |Mossaia> But what are the minds WEARING, is the question? * SATAN slaps everyone with TUX |Mossaia> Mind orgy. Oo. oh. I was talking about the crazy one. I mean... the other crazy one.
someone get out of the computer!! Get your dirty mind off me! Mind orgy. Oo. * RoyaBoya CRACKS UP * marina has a NEKKID mind!!! deep and sexy enough? Becky: roaches broke your CD?
Mossaia: I should take dance classes. I hear it improves your coordination. |sam| !seen anybody |Enigma| sam, I don't remember seeing anybody. |sam| being full of shit is human, denying it is annoying. * sam thinks redwall meets myrtlewood meets james bond meets... something... Pain in the but always haveing to put your glass down I one spot ( i like to be spontaneas) Yes! Go, man, go! * Wolf_Tracks wonders where you people get all these fish-- Is there a designated 'slapping trout' that everyone has access to, or is there a pond somewhere where you catch fresh ones? *** PaperMoon has joined #enigma PaperMoon> good! jess: eh? Enigma: Canadian, eh? jess: what? Qetyria: what's good? jess: yea? jess: what's good? PaperMoon: that I'm away from geeking * jess LAUGHS i think i'm gonna write a horror story... "Too Many Introverts" jekissa: my lap doesnt talk! jekissa: it's a turtle! licking people gives me the heebie jeebies. * adison needs to go and buy Speed on VHS for under $2 Joe: Speed? Joe: lmao jekissa: the movie. jekissa: because it has...*unmentionable* in it! * jekissa grins at ali * zack needs to go buy crack on DVD Ryland: dude, don't have a problem with me, i can kill you, with a flick of the rist jekissa: *wrist. Joe: hehe * marina tries hard not to laugh * jekissa coughs * Ryland bows to jekissa Ryland: wings, and nippels Ryland: can't you tell? Joe: Have you heard 'which backstreet boy is gay'? Joe: (song) * Alex slaps Alex around a bit with a large trout jekissa: nope. jekissa: but I heard of it Joe: Funny funny! Alex: hmmmm??????? Alex: aren't they all? jekissa: oh. god dammit. jekissa: I mean.. jekissa: oh. Ryland dammit. jekissa: not MY fault they make sex in a bottle! Qetyria: Noam says he wants a piece of your car. He says the right front wheel will do Ryland: slap noam for me, would you? marina wants a hubcap! ;) Joe: I want the steering wheel Josenritno: I want the left rear view mirror Noam: Poor Ryland is losing his car, piece by piece ;-) Joe: or maybe just a seat, i could use another seat marina: i want the roof rack.... marina: witches, eh? Enigma: Canadian, eh? marina: canadian witches, eh? Enigma: Canadian, eh? actually it's about ten inches long. I'm told it's quite nice Oops, wrong window. MossaiaCollaging: I am too sexy for my nose mask. froot_loops: :-) froot_loops: TAKE IT OFF!!!! TAKE IT ALL OFF! OWWWWW! spin: i'd be like, stop it bitch, whats with all the galavanting and questing and shit!? * Qete has decided to let other people try it out before getting old herself * Fiona wants to go OUTSIDE DAMMIT! Fiona> but I'm not allowed marina> why not...? carrie> -why- Fiona> because of that Ozone warning marina> ozone warning...? PaperMoon> so? Fiona> I've got asthma, so mom doesn't want me going outside, because it aggravates respratory problems PaperMoon> ah! * marina should go wash dishes Fiona> what's happening, because it's been so hot, is that all the exhaust and stuff gets baked... or something * Fiona hugs Marina carrie> heh, we've had ours for weeks, and does anyone care, or do anything to make it less bad? Fiona> talk to you later then! * marina hugs * carrie fumes, generally carrie> inversion layer... Fiona> fumes! Fiona> AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! [justin, discribing himself:] just think 'evil like zack, only serious about it' *sam proceeds to sweep his wall to wall carpetting I'd better get started on this procrastination... I've got a lot of it to do. wow! I just kicked my lamp and it got brighter! you are not a woo crash test dummy james: selling yourself /again/?!?! sam: nope. sam: I'm free. then in came the nuns. *Royaboya likes evan's starfish minions PaperMoon: I'm having a fine old time killing people, and then my cable modem resets its self jessica: WOW joining was easy. marina: joining? jessica: the nbtsc community marina: it is... marina: it really is... marina: especially online. for me, anyway marina: with nbtsc, if you just try a little, people respond! it's cool marina: and the more you get out there, the more people respond RoyaBoya: yeah marina: and people WANT to like you jessica: I meant on LiveJournal. sam: dear god, my resume is going to look like a... like a... like a... something. james> glaring bitterly for a reason? or you just discriminating against lobsters? * Becky kisses Emma passionately Becky: shucks TeslaTony> Necrophiliac...
justin says you should move to seattle, eh? why me??? you are not annoying, and you know things I can't! my mother said so Insane: beware, beware! a pack of unschoolers are coming! they'll eat your food (all of your garlic), they'll drink all your tea. they'll blow glitter on everything and sleep with your children (hehehe) and infect them with insanity. oh no, here they come! with their unnatural shades of hair and beatle songs. run for your lives [1] Jausserande: damn we're addictive. we're human crack. * StaDiK needs pictures of cute girls for art projects... * Jausserande needs semi-fatal projectiles * Mossaia laughs Mossaia: That's the worst pickup line I've heard in a while. ;) StaDik: i do! StaDik: i'm not kidding! Ryland: so they are still caling it "art" eh? moth: this conversation will be better when i am a happily married sex-crazed housewife. Rion blinks.. mitch/condom? marina: don't ask meeeeeeee....... marina doesn't know anything! really! and then there's the whole mitch/condom thing, but I wont go into that. Eh.. Ryland -does- have a last name?
it did for me too, guys in drage? how odd!!!! next year, it was like oh yeah, they are in drage... this year, it is like, yeah... I'm in drage....
can i hit you & pretend you're jake? oh! yes! right... although, was that actually an affair...? I don't know. affair... uh... calling it an affair...? I think it was kind of. I'VE had affairs with TWO people, so there :)
you're not a lesbian ryland... sorry :P yes I am! but he's an honorary girl, remember? I'm not a guy, and I am in to girls!
ok
someday i need to find out your bra size, ryland... ummm, I'm kind of flat
I'm sure we've been over this before. and have like a 48 sute size i think you can just take a tape measure and wrap it around your chest
42" 42... ok... hrm
I have sparklers! But no one to burn them with.
i am not in the mood for bravadere! i am in the mood of cowardeece.
go wake up the neighbors!
how sad. and so young... Indeed!
recruits! recruits! Story of me life, Kim!
who's telling the story, Emma? Sometimes I dunno! I'd go to the beach, but then I just get more lonely. so I haven't been recently.
.. where youv'e got a field of mines and a set of players try to get across and find all the mines.. each correctly identified mine being wortn n points.. but if you blow yourself up you rank behind everybody who didnt' blow themselves up.. They sorta do that in europe. Ok, so platty didn't think it was funny, but I did. :-D -petra Topic: Scorpio's are damn sexy. Platypus hates scorpios.. went camping once and didn't know there was one in his boot and.. oh, wait.. Aredridel laughs Fiona: Platy- you mean scorpions, right? Petra: what are magnet schools? Insane: schools with big magnets on top that capture everybody wearing braces
[jazkharma] I would puke but I've been speeking with such dry cynisism that I'm not hydrated enough.
Aredridel borrows Blake's mad dodging skillz. Aredridel (that is, the pie misses because nobody can fire things accurately) sam looks at IRC, sees ari saying "skillz" and falls on the floor laughing... sam grins Aredridel laughs Aredridel Hey, it's a blakeisim. sam "mad skillz" no less.. Aredridel laughs sam changes topic to 'Ari's Got Mad Skillz Yo!' Aredridel No! I just borrowed 'em! RRRRRR I Want My Vocabulary To Obey Me Dammit!
try harder, fool! Why are feathered live ducks naked and plucked headless cooked ducks dressed? * marina laughs Woah. Deep. great minds think alike yeah.. and so do ours...
[Jaz] ha...marina, you quoted me ... [TeslaTony] Does this mean the Friendly Neighborhood Slapman has another job lined up for him? Prentice: I tend to colonize Prentice: so does cancer though, so..... Jaz: You're spreading the ani plague. [wind] here is my dilemma: [wind] i want an avacado sandwich [wind] with bread [wind] BUT there is no good bread! [wind] and i am hungry [wind] and i think i have secret unresolved romantic attachments [wind] but let's start with the bread. [flea] schism [flea] schism [flea] schism [flea] thats my new favorete word [Amnira] style [Amnira] rhythm [Amnira] funky [Amnira] funky is a good word [Amnira] funky funky funky [Kathleen] funky [flea] schism schism schism! * Kathleen likes funky [Amnira] funnnnky [Kathleen] funkyfunkyfunky [Amnira] fonky! [Amnira] i mean fonkay! [Amnira] phunkee! [flea] i like that [flea] phunkee [Kathleen] phunkee! [Amnira] phunkee! [Kathleen] phunkee! [Amnira] phunkee!! [Kathleen] phunkee!!! [Amnira] phunkee!! [Kathleen] phunkee!!!!! [Amnira] PHUNKEE!!!!!!! [Kathleen] PHUNKEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [Amnira] PHUNKEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [Kathleen] PHUNKEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [Amnira] PHUNKEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [Kathleen] IPHUNKEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! * Kathleen giggles [Amnira] PHUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [Amnira] HAHAHA! [Jaz>] oh wow, you people are too energetic for me right now... [Amnira] heehee [Amnira] noway [Amnira] we're just braindead [Kathleen] phunkee! If God likes black olives then I'm going to become an atheist My god has multiple personaility disorder. never drink hot coffie in teh nude stop being a nude drinker and listen. oh GOD!!!!! Paul NEwman is (or was) REALLLLLY hot!!!!!!! And he makes good salad dressing!!!!!!!
[PunkRawkLia] ok...I think someone needs to define kinky for me.... is anything more then two people male and female having sex considered kinky? [Narmia] chickens are kinky [Kathleen] Whatever you consider kinky [Narmia] so is food, i think * Kathleen laughs (Aredridel) Figured out what I'm gonna do to make the CSS work in
netscape.
(Rion) Oh?
(Aredridel) Write a PHP de-CSS filter.
(Aredridel) And put it on the output of the page.
(Rion) While you're at it, write a php deCSS decoder as well ;p
(Aredridel) if(stdin == /dev/dvd) { decode CSS } else { if browser < 4.0 {
undo CSS} else {print $output } }
Apon the entrance of the new and improved Enigma Bot 6.6.6 on IRC: |*** Enigma has joined #nbtsc |* sam grins |(Aredridel) op Eponine |*** Platypus sets mode: +o Enigma |*** Aredridel sets mode: +o Enigma |(Aredridel) D'oh. Twice. |(Platypus) *ahem*.. lumberjack |(Enigma) I have a whole bag full of Shhh!'s with your name on it. |(Platypus) whoo |(Aredridel) Yay! |(sam) hehehehee |(Amnira) hahaha!!! |(sam) YEEEAHH! |(Platypus) go platty! go platty! |* Amnira aplauds |* Platypus does a little dance |(sam) hehehehe |* sam aplauds. |* Aredridel grins and applauds too. holy God QUIT FINGERING ME we need a moose! a moose or a pelican... pelicans are just silly, and they are to tall fish! we need fish! and a puppy dead or alive? sleeping pelican's aren't too tall... to fit it in your sock? I think they are to tall! well... i don't think many people try to fit pelicans in their socks... that is good, becuae they are too tall
my cat just ate a corpse. three willing unschoolers! cheap! We're gonna change our name to Gay Pride. It'll all be.. gay porn music.. 100% Guy on Guy! Our first single will be called 'Spike and Matt XXXTreme' um. i disapprove of this talk that i myself provoked. woo do my typos get worse when I'm tired lol same here
buit im not tried
kid
what makes you think i'm going to go through the states when i go out there? sure! you know that damn Iowa traffic.... yeah it's FAR worse than atlanta. but i'm going to avoid it obviously everyone should make texas their main destination. would anyone want my sister??? How old is she? uhh.. 18, anoying and GRRRRRRRRR but who is in portland??? pissing me off
hehe?
really... hehehhe 18? I'll take her!
=)
sold! what aobut 18? I asked first!
TWO CENTS!
age. sold! what what the FUCK are you talkinga bout zack?
yes, very riviting!
shit.. read back m'boy, I just bought an 18 year old sister of a somebody...
uh, bye
you leaving moth? zack..... you off, Moth? yah zack............ your a fool Oh thtaa's don'tquoteable!
zack............... "doitagain, doitagain" "cow tongues" "oooh!" I made a penis grow ryland thinks he's "straight" Arr. Damnit. I killed my computer. Do you need a hug?
I refused to pay for it too. i don't like alcohol cause it's horrible to spell What are we saying masterbation strengthens the stomach mussels?
Sex strengthens the leg mussles not your spelling though
maybe latter Sex burns calories!
HOLLY SHIT!!!! oo, there's a good pickup line...
so dose figeting hehe!
I've got it. It'll be the new Tae-Boe "come tone your stomach muscles... i'll coach!!"
Sexercise can i make a video of it? and a one two three COME ON YOU LADIES IN THE BACK _ I WANNA SEE SOME SWEAT Oh, geez! hello "Heckler girl" just doesn't quite cut it as an insult. i'll xerox my ass and sell copies on the street! Though "nose" was singular, you could have implied joint ownership of my nose, which was my objection.
ew ryland why would you want _more_ hpormones???? haha take'm ry, I don't need them till camp. I have not enough! hahaha
ew zack ew ryland sheep... heh heh... sheep... hydrogen powered sheep! SHEEP ;) solar powered sheep you sexy sheep hydroelectric sheep haah haah o.yeah baaahhh... sex powered sheep???? Department of Justice! I KNEW IT!!!! THEY'RE RAPING MY SHEEP AGAIN!!!! i always wanted to be the first jewish nazi my foot is asleep. so's mine... uh-oh oh my dog, our feet are sleeping together! hAHAHHAhahAHAhaahahahHAahaha.a.... y'know, i'm real glad my entire body doesn't feel like this when IT falls asleep. there's gonna be little toes running around before you know it... i'd hate to get all sparkly and numb. hahahahahahHAHAH yeah... foot protection lol! socks! haha hehehhe latex socks. .... hahahahahaa flavored latex socks... with, uh yeah! heheheheehehehe
fungicidal latex socks.
whoah
lubricated flavoured fungicidal latex socks! shut up, Enigma!!! hold on, I'm not done yet i hate them oh yes you are, you witch! enigma needs an off switch.
i need a turn off switch. hahahahahaha Enigma, speak silent Rachel, speak silent Enigma status
Rachel status
how does one spell "woom" and why doesn't this one ever remember? woom as in what? where zygotes go to grow up. Womb Ah HA! thank you... And that's a terribly interesting way to put it. I can never remember that one..
[1] would someone print that on a t-shirt?... as if i wasnt missing everyone baddly enough, how beautifully wonderfully true... NBTSWikiWiki | Recent Changes Edited 1 times, last edited on July 29, 2001 by aredridel@nbtsc.org. © 2000 NBTSC Webmasters |
