Yo! Masturbation. I was thinking this'd be a snazzy wiki conversation, and I'm not sure if it's been done already (not like I checked or anything) but I'm curious about how all y'all feel on the subject. Does the word itself make you squirm? or are you anything but uncomfortable chatting up on self love? Did your parents encourage masturbation or preach against it and all it's sinliness? Personally I think masturbation has a ridiculous double standard associated with it, namely it's OK for boys and not for girls. Thankfully we no longer live in a time where people (mainly women) were institutionalized for being "serial masturbators" and given shock therapy to treat their "disease". Today, gals and guys alike can jump for joy at the shmantastic array of toys and other kinky goodnesses available on the market, but still there is an air of embarresment and discomfort surrounding masturbation (like all things sexual -Cory). Mail order catalogues selling videos and magazines n' things stress that "all orders are sent in discreet unmarked packaging" (Ya know, in case anyone discovers that you're a normal person who enjoys getting off). So what can we do to change the stigma surrounding this ever-human and oh so delightful pastime? Word your thoughts baybee! ~gabrielle alot of things havieng to do with sex, and masterbation, seem to only be talked about in a jokeing manner, if they are talked about at all.
ok, so not EVERYONE masterbats... but a good number of people do, and I feel a little sorry for the people who have reached puberty, and don't.
I supose, I can see how people might not want to be conected to people who are obsesed with masterbation, sence it seems like the people who are, that you hear the most about, seen to be at least a little creepy.
or maybe the conect masterbation to porn, and porn to being dirty, but that is no reson not to enjoy your self.
my mom once said something to me, about how young people did not invent Sex, it's alwas been around, so there is no reson to treat it like some unheard of thing. Someone once called me (I don't remember who) the 'masturbation cheerleader'. Dude, masturbation rocks. Actually for a while I was really facinated with it (And not just in the way where I'd touch myself constantly). I was facinated with the stigma surrounding it and how over the years it's slowly become more and more acceptable. I STRONGLY believe that if everyone masturbated once a day, or every-other-day, the world would be a much happier and more relaxed place. I'm also very very very very for female masturbation. And not just because I'm a guy, and I think it's cool, but because it's something that in the past has been very taboo. In fact, it's taboo today (Movies that featured male masturbation, like American Pie and There's Something About Mary, easily got an 'R' rating. A coming-of-age movie from the female prespective that featured female masturbation in the same kind of light, I think the movie was called 'Coming Soon', couldn't pull it off. The censors wanted to give it a 'NC-17' rating. I don't recall if the movie edited some stuff out or just gave in and went straight to video). This SUCKS! It also sucks that talk of masturbation among females is either more uncomfortable than talk of masturbation among males, or a big surprise! ("What?! You masturbate TOO? No! Never! Well I guess that makes sense...") My point is that girls that can talk freely about masturbation without feeling ashamed = cooler than anyone else. But actually, masturbation can even be an uncomfortable subject among guys. And it needs to stop! It's natural! We've all done it or do it! Animals in the wild do it. It's part of life! Deal with it folks. It ain't going anywhere any time soon! Fin.
"sex can wait, masturbate!"; "don't knock masturbation: it's sex with someone i love";
Yeah, I do feel uncomfortable talking about masturbation (as it applies to myself) in almost all circumstances. There are places where I feel perfectly comfortable... like in some groups at camp. Sex talks, or women's groups where it comes up... But you know, I feel comfortable with not always feeling comfortable talking about things that are, frankly, private. Same as I don't feel comfortable talking about what my crushes are, or my detailed relationship with my family in just any situation. To be perfectly frank, I like my body. Masturbating is not just doing whatever it takes to have an orgasm, masturbating is enjoying my body. Which I tend to do about... 75% of my waking moments. Yup. Breasts are nice soft comfy things, are they not? *grins*
I remember this time when I was at Chorus Camp, and a whole bunch of us thirteen-year-old girls were playing a "truth-or-truth" equivalent in my room after hours. The subject of boners and guy masturbation came up, and after a good deal of "eeeeeeeeewwwwwwww!" and "gross!" and whatnot, the ringleader of the game asked... "Do you know anyone who... masturbates?" The female implication was clear. And we all looked warily around at each other in a mixture of disgust and hope that someone else would speak up. I guess we each felt that we should hang on to our integrity and confess, maybe scoffing at the obviously hipocritical condemnation from our peers, but we were all seventh graders and of course nobody spoke up. The social ramifications of redicule and ostrasization would have been asured all through the rest of the week, and maybe the rest of the school year. So integrity went out the window. But, yeah. I agree with Zen that there are pretty big differences between sex with oneself and sex with someone else. From my own experiences, the latter isn't quite as... um... acurate most of the time. I can get myself off a whole lot easier than someone else can, and anyway, that's not really what appeals to me about twosome sex. Being with someone else is like... mutual body worship, or an expression of feelings through making each other feel good and fufilling fantasies. It's like chemistry. It can be mindblowing and intense like nothing else, but it doesn't necesarrily have all that much to do with the female orgasm. Being with yourself is more along the lines of. Well. Sex. Getting off. Seeing what makes you tick. Creating fantasies. Pushing limits on what and where and how far/deep/hard/high. That kind of thing. A kind of self-massage, even. -Samantha A few people have asked me to post some cheers and what better than cheers about jerking off! ~gabrielle M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N Masturbation's said to be women's little sin. MEN CAN DO IT!!! BOYS CAN TOO!!! it's okay for them to do V-A-G-I-N-A vagina! vagina! [in a whisper] Women's secret little thing! Menstrual cycles, periods, bloating, floods, and estrogen, STD's and pregnancies, this is what we go through. So women raise your hands up high, and learn how to use em, don't fuck those men! 2-4-6-8 Barbie likes to masturbate She's been doing it since age 8 And her style is really great Religion told her she should wait And find herself a suitable mate 2-4-6-8 Barbie didn't take the bait So listen all you girls and boys Come on and grab all your sex toys We're going to make a lot of noise Learning about our bodily joys 2-4-6-8 Everybody masturbate! Yay for masturbation! --Zen (Trying to get this page back on RecentChanges)
I completely agree, this page is much too radsome to just let wither and die. So. Masturbation. Something I've been doing most of my life. Very good thing. Releases all sorts of tension, is empowering, and very good if you ever want to actually know what makes you come and therefore make it ever so much easier to have a good sexual experience with someone else. I mean, if you don't know what will make you come, how the hell are they supposed to?? Also, masturbation is like a declaration: "I am ok with my sexuality." Which is a very powerful declaration to make, even if it's just to yourself. Which brings us to another topic: Stigma. Among girls, god yes. Back when I was a giggly pre-teen, me and my girlfriends talked endlessly about sex and masturbation, but it was still a little...uncouth to actually talk about ourselves doing it. Now that I'm older, the stigma among girls seems on one level worse and on another level to have relaxed some. I think girls don't usually talk about masturbation, because when you're young, you're definitely not supposed to be doing it, and when you're older, you're supposed to be with a male who will (hopefully) fufill your sexual needs. On the other hand though, when you're older you're more ready to admit to your sexuality and embrace it. At a camp I went to last summer, a small group of girls gathered and just started talking about masturbation. It was so empowering to finally be able to not only get over the social hurdle of actually admitting you did it, but to then go on and discuss all sorts of other things about it. Everyone involved in the discusssion was so relieved and empowered at the end (oh my god! We can actually talk about this, I'm not the only one!). And while we're on the subject...what about masturbation horror stories? I think it would be interesting as hell...and you don't have to sign your name if it's too awful ;) So that's my two cents on the lovely and lively topic of masturbation. I highly encourage others to post on this page. C'mon, you know ya'll READ it! ~Becky~ OK, again trying to 3-cc-hemogloben-stat this page. Let's play a game called "story time": The other day at a rehearsal for a teenie play Ima halping with, the conversation turned to school suspension/expulsion etc. and a girl tells us about her classmate (male, thirteen, grade eight) who got a one week suspension recently for suggesting his teacher (female) masturbate as a way of relieving stress. Alex, a reliable kind o' gal, claims that her friend said this with no bullshit intended, and that he actually wished to pass along a helpful tip to his frazzled teacher. He was sent straight on over to the the principal's office, where he was told that what he had said was Sexual Harrasment and that he was to be suspended. Now . What the dickens is up with this? Was it a right and just consequence for the wee lad, or an outrageous and laughable example of what is so wrong with the school system? (and society in general's outlook on sex. ahem...attempting to remain unbiased here.) Do you think anything would have happened differently if it had been a male teacher? or a female student? Now let's play a game called "Perhap Discuss!". ~cheers, gabrielle
i've been masturbating since i was about 5. i was still in diapers. shoot, i thought i invented masturbation; i'd never heard anything about it, been set any sort of examples. it just came naturally (and so did i, baby more to say: masturbation is cool and natural, and (in my opinion) not something to be ashamed of or unnecessarily boastful of. it's like going to the bathroom, only different. uh. ~naomi
-Samantha
i suprise people at my openness about it. but, it does scare me when someone /opener/ than me, comes up and is like, "so, umm, when's the last time you masturbated?", and i'm like, "holy crap muffin", i don't know, never really tried to talk about it. so, now, when i do, things go haywire.. Peace, Love, Masturbation, *julia* first off, grrreat page gabrielle!(and everyone else who has written on it) i haven't been on wiki for a long long while, and am delighted to find this page. masturbation is fabulous. i love it. i also love sex, but i love these two things in very different ways. to me, masturbation is all about myself. when having sex, your partner may know what you like, where you wanna be touched, and how, but they aren't YOU, and maybe a slight movement of a finger to the left or right would just perfect the experiance. a partner can't know exactly how you are feeling because they are not in your body. i knew this guy once who asked me what/who i think about when i masturbate. he was surprised by my answer, which was: "i think about myself, mostly." i do think mostly about myself when i masturbate, and the reason i do this is because I am the one who is giving myself pleasure...who better to think about than myself then?? i also think that masturbation can greatly improve sexual intercourse between two people. if you are familiar with your sexual organs and how you feel when you touch 'em certain ways, then you can give that info to whomever you are having sex with. masturbation familiarizes yourself with your body (sexually) in a way that nothing else can. plus, i like my vagina, and my clit, and sometimes i'm more in the mood to touch myself than to have someone else touching me. and it makes me feel good about myself, that i can make myself feel so damn amazing without any help from anyone. on kind of another note: i think woman's bodies are the most beautiful things around. i don't think i could give up on guys and date woman, just because i really enjoy penises, but i still consider woman's bodies the epitomy of beauty. and so when i masturbate, i am appriciating the female body. granted, it's my female body, but hey, i like my body. i turn myself on. i like that, because i know that i don't need anyone else to make me feel good. i LIKE someone else to make me feel good, but i also enjoy the fact that by cupping my own breast in my hand, placing a couple of fingers on, and playing with, my clit,i can make myself reach that desired state of orgasm. enjoying my body and the way i make myself feel is really very satisfying. i don't know where i'm going with this...hmmm. to wrap it up for now, i'll say that i love both sex and masturbation, both in very different ways. i'm glad that my first boyfriend so openly discussed and explored masturbation with me, because he set me up to be very comfortable with my body and my own enjoyment of it. i feel that masturbation is a very powerful way to get in touch with your own sexualness, to explore your body, and to figure out just what and where makes you feel so so good. and for girls/woman: we have the only bodily organ that was created for NOTHING ELSE BUT PLEASURE!! we should really enjoy it all we can, since we've got it. sarah c. Morgan gave me a book on Reiki, and in one part it says a way to relieve migranes is to masturbate. I thought that was cool. I think masturbation is good. It is not for everyone, and if you are not comfortable doing it, you shouldn't feel bad. And if you really like doing it, you shouldn't feel embarrased. I feel I need to say something on the masturbation vs. sexual activity with another person: I personally enjoy myself better when I am with someone else. Sure, I might take less time to get to the orgasm when I masturbate, but that's part of what I like better about being with someone else. When I'm with my boy I feel good for a longer time, and the orgasm doesn't matter so much anymore. Because it's all as good as an orgasm. Or something. I don't know if I am saying this right... I have better orgasms when it is someone I love who is loving me. And I don't mean to say I don't love my self. What I mean is it's better when it's someone I'm in love with who is loving me. But I agree that masturbation and sex (not specifically sexual intercourse, I mean) are totally different things. I think that's why they're hard to compare. - erin I'd like to call it, 'The Little Admiral' but it just doesn't have enough battle experience. He mainly just Holds council with his Right Hand man. Hi, um, I like masurbation. Tis great fun for all the girls and boys. -Matt H I feel like I'm at an AA meeting or something... "Hi, my name is bob, and I masterbate..." "Hi bob" "so I've been masterbating sence I was 13... and I thought I was doing something dirty at first..." "it's ok bob, we all have been there" not to say that I don't think that this is a great page, if I thougth diferntly, I would not be here most likly! I'm just wondering if anyone has any more to say on the topic? anything that will grab us by the toes, and slap us around, and make us go... "dude..." It is starting to resemble an AA-esque forum eh? Not that I'm complaining though, hearing everyone's tales of masturbational glee/woe/indifference/delight/etc. has me thrilled to bits at the success of this page. If we get more of these confessional/devotional/emotional (ha) things we could start up a Masturbatizine to rival that of the poetry marathon bunch! Okay, but maybe we could turn the discussion in a more materialistic direction and talk....SEX TOYS! so what are our thoughts on Toys of a Sexual Nature? - gabrielle (and don't you be stopping with them personal tales, they be super!)
*What about Inflatable Love Sheep? Don't they have some sort of 'humping-hole' for guys sake?? -Matt H
Woh, so I can't remember a time when I wasn't touching myself either - I distinctly remember being 4 years old and naked and thinking how cool it was that I could make "him"[1] stand up like that. It was always a fascination. I could not for the life of me figure out how to actually masturbate though until I was 3 months shy of 13. I knew it could be done, but my brilliant mind had failed me. I'd concentrate, thinking if I just put my mind to it enough, I'd have an orgasm! Haha.... and Zen, I too am a believer that a little more masturbation would go a long way towards world peace. booyah. -Adam D. [1] Why is it that so many guys reffer to their penises in a subjective manner? It makes it feel like they don't except it as a part of them. And that bothers me, because when I am being sexual with a boy I am not doing it for "his" pleasure, I am doing it for the boy I'm with's pleasure.. It's just really weird, I think.... Any thoughts, anyone (especially boys)? - erin Maybe it's because it's a part of us that seemingly has a mind of its own. But you may be right about acceptance of it. I never thought about that, I just thought guys were too embarrassed to say penis. When you say "penis," there's no doubt what you're talking about. Also, the word seems so clinical and...unromantic. Probably because the word isn't USED that much. Still trying to figure out what to call it that feels just right though. Maybe it's simply awkwardness of talking about something intimate with someone you're not intimate with (like here, in a public forum)... Okay, so I've finally found it. The issues I had with male sex toys before was: 1) They're not discrete 2) They always look like floating torsos or floating vaginas: Too much detail! 3) They just seem sleezy. This sex toy seems to solve ALL THOSE PROBLEMS! The Fleshlight! Just thought I'd share. Oh yeah, and don't go there unless you're 18 or blah blah blah. Whatever!
The World's Funniest Collection of masturbation SynonymsFOR WOMEN: Applying nail polish remover Auditioning the finger puppets Brushing your afro Buttering your bagel Checking for squirrels Checking the foxhole Checking the oil Checking the status of the I/O port Cleaning my fur coat Coaxing the genie out of the magic lamp Defrosting the freezer Dialing the rotary phone Diggin' the stench trench Digging for my keys Doing my nails Doing something for my chapped lips Doing the two-finger slot rumba Double-clicking your mouse Draining the tuna Drilling for oil Dusting the endtable Feeding the bearded clam Filling the pink taco Filling your niche Finding yourself Fingering something out Finishing the job Fishing for cumpliments Fishing for mackerel Flipping the light switch repeatedly Flossing the cat Fluffing the kitty Gagging my meat hole Gagging the clam Getting a lube job Getting a stain out of my carpet Getting a stinky pinky Getting the last pickle out of the jar Getting to know Sticky Fingers the mobster Going deep sea diving Going to and from the Batcave Hand tossing the tuna salad Having ladyfingers and cream Hitchhiking South Indoor fishing Jilling off JocelynEldering Makin' waves for the man-in-the-boat Making your own gravy Menage a moi Mistressbate Muffin buffin' Nail polish remover Nursing a hatchet wound Opening the bottom drawer Paddling the pink canoe Parting the Red Sea Petting the kitty Playing the clitar Playing the slots Polishing the wedding ring Preheating the oven Priming the pump Reading braille Reading the map of Tazmania Riding the unicycle Riding your own mule down Grand Canyon Romancing thy own Rubbin Hood Rubbin' the nubbin Scraping the cheese off the taco Searching for Ms. "G" Shebopping Shucking the fresh water clam Slapping Susie Slapping the mackerel Sliding into home Soaking in Palmolive Spanking your puppy on the nose Spearing the bearded clam Spelunking in the mystery cave Stirring the soup Strumming the big open C Surfing the web Swimming in the Pu-Tang River Taking a dip in the lake Teasing the little man in the canoe Testing the waters The magical disappearing finger trick The ole feel n' squeal Tickling the kitty Tiptoe through the TwoLips Tossing the pink salad Twinkling the little star Two-finger taco tango Unclogging the drain Visiting Niagra Falls Visiting your safety deposit box Wading in the Bermuda Triangle Washing your fingers Whipping your cream Working out at the Y FOR MEN: A date with Mrs. Palmer and her 5 slut daughters Auditioning the hand puppet Badgering the witness Beating the fuck out of your best friend Beating the shit out of your incapacitated midget Beating the snot outta Rotney Beating the snotty end of my fuck stick Blueball baseball Calling down for more Mayo Calling in the National Guard to assist you in a strategic crisis Caping the crusader Cheating on your other hand Checking the plumbing Choking the bald guy 'til he pukes Choking the sheriff and waiting for the posse to come Cleaning the walls after an accident involving the Milk Man and the Cyclops Committing mass spermicide Decongesting the weasel Discharging the heat-seeking moisture missile Dripping white-hot coconuts from the veiny palm tree of lust Dropping the kids off at the pool Escorting the one-eyed postal worker out of his denim cell Evicting the testicular squatters Firing the presidential staff Fishing for zipper trout Five-finger discount Flogging your dumber brother Foreplay with Fistina Four-knuckle shuffle (for those who lost a finger in 'Nam) Freeing the hostages Freeing Willy Getting your palm red Givin' the one-eyed field mouse with the purple turtle-neck sweater a hot-butter nuggie Giving the pink Mustang a spit shine Giving the seamen shore leave Giving yourself a helping hand Giving yourself a low five Having a play date with your little friend Having a puppet show in your pants Having a staff meeting Hitchhiking under the Big Top Launching the morning missile Letting out the bulimic one-eyed monster Making special sauce with frank and beans Making the bald guy cry Making the Cyclops do chin-ups 'til he throws up Making the llama spit Manhandling your man-handle Milking the bull Million sperm march My sex life! (Okay, that one's more sad than funny) One-handed workout Opening up a bottle of Squirt Performing diagnostics on your ManTool Playing pocket polo with Agent Johnson Playing the stand-up organ Playing with Yoosef Polishing the family jewels Polishing the hot rod Polishing the purple people pleaser Practicing for the Big Game Pulling the single serving soup dispenser Rapid one arm pull-ups Releasing the Olympic Doves Riding the Great White Knuckler Romancing the bone Roughing the passer Roughing up the suspect Rubbing the Buddha for good luck Running in single-user mode Running off a batch by hand Sanding the obelisk Sending yourself a hand-job-o-gram Shaking hands with your wife's best friend Shaking the coconut milk of love from the leafless palm trunk Shaking the hand of the self-employed Shooting tadpoles at the moon Shooting the pump action porridge gun Slapping the big-nosed Rasta man Spackling the ceiling Spending some quality time with yourself Spilling my children on my belly Spit-polishing the purple helmet Squeezing the cream from the flesh Twinkie Stroking the one-eyed burping gecko Swinging the purple-veined kidney stabber Taking little Elvis to Graceland Taking the Jocelyn Elders Midterm Taking your turn at the self-serve pump Target practice with the yogurt gun Teasing the purple-headed custard chucker Tenderizing the tube steak Test-firing the meat missile Testing the hand cream dispenser Trolling for the one-eyed walleye Tube sock tango Warming up the altar boy's dinner White-water wristing Wrapping my hand around my cock and blowing a load all over my mother Zygote spraying
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