Ming Tor The Mighty And Magnanimous

Hello! I'm the world's shortest giant. Coincidentally, I'm also the world's tallest midget. I'm a former super genius, current fool in pursuit of wisdom. I am half hobbit. If someone asks "which half?", I shall swat them (with a large trout). I answer to "Aletheia", "Tia", "Miss Marple", "Ming Tor", and "Hey, you!". Some days I also answer to "Hey, you! Yeah, you, the short one!", but the less said about those days, the better.

My activities are two: creation of art forms, and vegetation on couches.

I fit everyone I meet into one of three categories: people who I would lay down my life for, people from whom I withhold judgement, and people who I would cheerfully feed to the crocodiles, given an opportunity to do so. Curse this country's lack of adequately sized crocodile feeding grounds...

I am easily distract...ohhh, what pretty colors!

I am a Roman Catholic. And am learning Latin in order to follow along at the Latin Mass...unfortunately, I've not gone much beyond "Semper ubi sub ubi".

I like making up facts about myself. For example, did you know that I am precisely 103.42 pounds at this point in time? Neither did I.

My favorite exclamation is "Argh!", closely followed by "Oh, I say!" and "Vibble!"

I adore this site. I get the feeling that I can create all the irrelevant nonsense I want here, and no one will mind...because they're all creating nonsense as well...hmm, a wholesome community of random babble! Am likink this concept.

Umm. I think I also like the concept of footnotes[0].

[0] Hey, it worked! I'm a GENIUS!