UPS

Describe UPS here.

• untrustworthy.
• fairly cheap.
• in more ways than one.
• it seems like half my computer business is insurance claims from UPS (aka United Parcel Smashers).
• impossible to get insurance money out of.
• a life saver
• add...
• Is perfectly pronounced by every Turkish carpet salesman who assures you he can have UPS deliever your brand new carpet in less then 2 weeks... take him up on this offer now while it lasts....
• University of Puget Sound
• Unstable Psychotic Squirrels
• Upside-down Peeing Stegosauruses
• So that's why you wanted to know how to spell stegosaurus!
• Undulating Posture Spitters
• Umbrellas Perforating Sexily
• Ukelele Playing Seahorses
• Upchucking Power Saws
• Unbending Purple Swingsets
• Urinating People Smile

• Ryland has a brown UPS shirt he bought while he was visiting me. Pure 100 percent polyster. Its a treat.. heh heh heh... -Dawn

• UPS RAWKS MAN! Although FedEx, I'm sorry to say, kinda sucks.