Chicken Grain

Ok, this is an amusing little page about interconnections.

I had a simple revelation today. All animals are really just plants. If an animal eats only vegetation, plant cells are being converted into animal cells, so essentially, the animal is just another type of plant. And this works if you eat meat too. Because the animal you're eating probably originated from an all-plant diet so you're just eating converted plant flesh.

SO: one can conclude that a chicken is just grain sculpted into chicken-form. A chicken is reorganized grain. You could be a mixture of reorganized grass, grain and tubers. And if you go DEEP enough, we're all just made of sunlight, so we're all sunatarians. And I think the sun doesn't mind if we eat it, because I'm pretty sure the sun has better things to think about than little living beings on Earth munching up its rays. Vegan? Vegetarian? Carnivorous?

It doesn't matter when you're a sunatarian^TM.

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