Cut the Crap [0] We know all what is on your minds, so stop Pussy-footing around. Let's Get down to Business. We were ranting about relationships (if you can call them that) this afternoon over coffee. We decided you'd all be better off if you shut up, quit your whining, and angsty introspection and got down to some serious luvvin'. So we put together this service for the horny unschooler masses. You put a location, time and preferred gender(s) and see if you find a hook-up. You really want to "be radically honest"? Then quit with all the pop psychology, and just admit all you really want is some nookie! And for God's sake's try and remember what this is about, and don't go getting all emotionally weird on each other after the said act(s). [1] Sincerly, Gennie, Nick and Justin, trying to see just how many people they can offend in one day! p.s. use protection, and for God's sakes...whipped cream is a bitch to clean up. And Bananas can be painful! p.s.s. If you find anyone interesting, please go here: HeyYou People who post here, don't forget to check HeyYou for responses. Okay, so like, I'm confused. We still all live hundreds of miles away from eachother! Is this all gonna happen at camp, or what? Have you talked to Grace? Maybe she'd bend the rules, and you could set up a luuvv shack... -reanna Actually I think that's the point of this... it's for those of us who can't stand the idea of long-distance relationships, but would still like to have a little fun with those people who live miles away from us (and are passing through our area!) Right... some people don't have time/money/masochistic tendencies[2] enough to maintain a long-distance relationship, but might be happy going somewhere for a nice week(end) of guilt-free foolin' around. Hey, we're unschoolers, sometimes we have to get a little creative... (Though I do like the concept of a NBTSC "luuvv shack" ;) I have a question..... why does a porno add pop up whenever I go to this page? It is funny though..... ;) Oh, dear. That would be one of those evil little spyware programs that pops
up ads related to what you're viewing. Somehow, it got installed on your
computer (probably with a file sharing program... a lot of the new ones
install sneaky stuff with it... I know BearShare does) Expanding our services so there's a little somethin' for everyone, yes, it's:
ExamplesName: Jane Doe Location: Anywhere, USA Duration of fling: July 4-7, preferably Genders: Either Additional comments: Punk bi riot grrrls A+ Name: Zack Shu--- Location: Atlanta till late August 2001, then moving to Seattle and having the ability to move about a bit more. Duration of fling: go with tha flow is all I can say, whatever happens Gender(s): I'm rediculously straight. so girls. Additional comments: Cassual sexuality is all right, but somewhat pointless... I prefer to let emotions build a little, some flirting, some romance, some chemistry, you know, a little build up, it makes it more intence and have some meaning, or at least aparent meaning. I'm in the mood to fall head over heals for people and just not expect any commitment, as I see it, I'm either totally dedicated, or not at all, and I can't be for a while right now. But emotions kick some serious ass, I'm in the mood to have fun with them. *grin* Cuddles are good, spooning is good, literal sleeping together is fabulous, and the less clothes the better for all of those. sex is nice, (sex here meaning any means of putting an effort into orgasms, instead of just warm fuzzy feelings) but unnecessary, and not that great till there's some emotion behind it. Name: the person commonly known as Katelet, but going for her alter ego, Kat. yep. Location: anywhere we both happen to be at the same time for more then a day. Duration of fling: preferrably more then like two days, & up to a year or so. Genders: i have no druthers in that departmentl; sexually, i am a teensy bit more into girls, but if we're going for cute little romantic stuff, either sex, & i try to keep gender roles out of it so it's your call. Additional comments: i want someone who is sweet, loving, comfortable to cuddle with, who doesn't have any annoying thingies aboot girls with short hair, because next time you see me i could have a shaved head, i want someone who is a little more into the cuddly stuff then sex because i'm not really interested in sex. i know i'm on the WantToGetLaid page but it's not something that's really important to me. if this is anything long term, non manogamy is prefferable. please contact me if you are interested; HeyYou. & get to it cuz i might be taken next time. This page is more fun then a barrel full of mateing monkeys. Name: Candra Location: who's going to be paying attention to where we are? Duration of fling: I'll make good camel love all night and day. We will be required to stop periodicaly so I can fuel up on chocolate however. Gender(s): Gotta be a boy. Men are not acceptable. Anything else: If you've got dark hair, the duration of the fling will be a whole lot longer. Name: Emily Location: are we really going to notice? duration of fling: friends with benifits sex: yes please gender: gotta be a boyo Name: Rachel Location: Anywhere, anytime Duration of fling:uNTIL you get tired!!!!! Gender(s): Boys i love the boys Additional comments: Any shape any size, i realize, your booty-full!. hehe this is kinda cool.....in a wierd way..... Name: Malia(Laurel) Location: hmmm california prolly, unless I happen to be somewhere else. Duration of fling: 1 or 2 days yet still talking after that Gender(s): I prefer girls but Im good with both, as long as your super special. :) Additional comments: hmmmm must be cute (I am not defining that) must be able to kiss must be clean (clean is good) no long fingernails.... Name: Jennyrose Location: Eugene, Oregon Duration of fling: As Emily said, friends-with-benifits is bestly. Otherwise, a few hours/couple days is lovely. Gender(s): Grrrls! or boys. or anything inbetween. whatever way inspiration strikes. Additional comments: Vegan chocolate & whipped cream are fabulous. I think liquid latex sounds completely radcore, so if you have some I'd be inclined to play. Any toys you wanna add to the mix are a-ok with me. (Just dont tie me up, ok?) Name: Isaac Location: Summer's kitchen Duration of fling: an hour or two Gender(s): whatever, I don't care Additional comments: they've gotta have money, and buy me things, like dinner and clothes. They've got to wine and dine me, and then I'll consider sleeping with them. Make it short and sweet. [6] Name: Shippy Location: Edmonton Alberta, Canada Duration of fling: a lifetime [4] Gender(s): male! Additional comments: Must be orthadox Jewish, and of the male gender. Must be willing to father ten children or more. Preference for names that start with the letter "c". No burning bushes please!! gee, Shippy, I didn't know orthadox jews had flings... Name: Charlie Location: My place. Actually, it's my parent's place too, and that would be really tacky, so anywhere. Duration of fling: a pretty damn long time. More than an afternoon. Gender(s): Um...female. Additional comments: Must have long blond hair. Canadians only, please. Must like little kids. Must be able to make challah in any kitchen in North America. Travel experience in the Middle East is a bonus. Religious differences not a problem. Should be involved with large international girls' outdoors organizations. No minikirts or tanktops please. Name: Jason Location: TN, soon to be CO Duration of fling: A few days Gender: female Additional comments: Anywhere from one to a dozen hot females at a time ... Seeing as it's just a short fling, that sense of humor and personality stuff don't really matter.... For any potential readers who haven't met me, if you're shallow about looks I'm your guy..... If you know Sarah Michelle Gellar or Anna Kournikova bring them along too! Okay, I guess if I can be shameless enough as to help create this page, I can post to it as well. Hey, even us shy list gods need some lovin' ;) Name: Nick/Platty Location: Seattle, WA preferable, but willing/planning to travel Duration of fling: Anywhere from one night to ongoing. I'm easy.[3] Gender(s): Hell yes! Additional comments: I think a lot of people are under the misconception that computer geeks make lousy playmates. Nothing could be further from the truth! Remember: we're intelligent, funny, quick studies, we've got nimble fingers, and we can be talked into just about anything. ;) To paraphrase Casey, "I want a deep, meaningful, long lasting relationship. But failing that, I'd be really happy with someone nice to have sex with." ok, why not... Name: Marina Location: Santa Barbara, CA, USA Duration of fling: less than... say... two weeks? Gender(s): hmm... both. but not at the same time. maybe. Additional comments: you are only allowed to fling with me if you promise not to get commited. I don't want any love in my house, ok?! And certainly no love mixed with sexual activity. Absolute no no. I like it when you tell me what you like and when you ask me what I like. Talking is good. So is random cuddling. Actually, just forget all the sex and love and that stuff... just come to my house and hug me, ok??? Oh. And you must be stunningly gorgeous. Yup. Might as well sign myself up for quality sex! Name: Gennie...last name not important Location: flexible Duration of fling:again...flexible Gender(s): I like variety Additional comments: I like people. I like sex, it is a good combination. An appreciation of chocolate is helpful. I always promise a good time, I hope the hypothetical person can say the same. Screamers welcome! Name: Angel/Kat Location: flexible Duration of fling: days to weeks. Gender(s): either, but female preferably, at least for now. Additional comments: must be fun, affectionate, and crazy-ish. i'm not really picky on physical appearences. i'm just looking for a playmate to have a good time with. Name: Stuart Location: MT. Duration of fling: A couple days to a couple weeks. Gender(s): girls of course. Additional comments: must be kind and sweet with a dash of out there energy. I would much rather have a serious relationship but I still like having flings. fine, fine... Name: Reanna Duration of fling: short Gender(s): either Additional comments: swf seeks kisses and hugs. ;) [98] Name: Samantha Location: Berkeley, my house, my room, my bed Duration of fling: 2 hrs, 37 min, 53.8 secs. Well, see, on Thursdays I've got this three-hour slot between when I get home from work and when my parents do. So if we allow a few minutes for small talk and getting you out of the house in time (allowing for variables in wind velocity and distace from my bedroom window to the ground), I have calculated the exact time we would have getting busy. Gender(s): I think I'm in the mood for boys today, but tomorrow I'm flexible. Additional comments: Blond or dyed hair a must. Tongue rigns and genetalia piercings a plus. Make-up and/or leather okay. No Abercrazombies alowed! I will provide the lube, toys, condoms/dental dams, fur-lined handcuffs and spatula if the party of the second part will provide the edibles. Name: Eire Place of Action: against walls, behind boomboxes, up in trees.... Duration of Fling: at least a good week or two, prolly more Gender(s): sex appeal surpasses all labels!! Turn ons: fighting/wrestling, running, jumping, dirt, wax, big empty spaces, small dangerous spaces, danger in general, adventure. Intellectual stimulation is a must!! You must be able to match me in philosophy, theology, science, or just plain thinking out of the box. In fact, give me new things to think about. Then lets get some long hard kinky sex. Allright? Name:sabrina,beanie,frank, whatever. Location:Vancouver B.C. Canada Duration of Fling:one night, preferably a sunday (can you tell I'm not religious?) Genders:sure. sounds good to me. Additional Comments:feely stuff is good, sex stuff is bad. no walruses please. name: sarah compton location: pennsylvania, my house, my room, the bed, or if you prefer, the floor. duration of fling: averaging one night-one week...if we're both looking for a quick fuck;) any longer than that, and all that emotional stuff starts setting in, and things get complicated. genders: most likely curcumstances involve boooooyyys (they DO have certain rather...nice...parts about them) but i'm open. let's experiment! additional comments: sex,coffee,candy and chocolate. yumyum. kissing is good, tongues are good, lots-o naked nookie-ing means fun. don't be shy, open up. we can kiss and cuddle, hug and wiggle, shower and sleep, and ultimatly, get down. Name:Carsie Location: anywhere on this coast (the east one- virginia-ish) Duration of Fling: not long enough for either of us to get even slightly emotionally attached.. ahem... Genders:either Additional Preferances: tounge rings greatly appreciated... skinney boys with tight t shirts or short girls with nice hair. big eyes. big lips. cuddly. good dancers. Additional Comments: newly pseudo-single!!! "open relationship"... 's all good. :) i wouldn't mind a drunken/and/or/stoned short n sweet fling with someone who is also drunk/stoned. haven't done that yet. need to get it out of the way. Well well. -Name-: Jonah -Location-: Unless you can fly me out, I'm afrad it'll have to be in Victoria, BC, Canada. -Duration of Fling-: Not too long; like a night or two. -Genders-: Sorry no guys Except maybe Jake... No not Jake either. Additional Preferences: Can I get an amen for tight t-shirts? Or maybe just form fitting sweaters? I like it when people are clean too eh? Like you have to shower once a day. Additional Comments: So like yeah... Nothing to weird eh? I am kind of interested in the effects of whip cream, although by no means do we have to do anything like that. I like to sleep next to people so you're not aloud to leave in the night either. That's just about it. Oh by the way if you are Samantha, Diana, Melanie, or Krista, or (gasp) one of the female junior staffers from session two just call me and we can work it out on the phone. It is also important to say that: Jackie is just speeding away, she thought she was James Dean for a day. Then I guess she had to crash; valium would have helped that patch... She said "Hey Babe take a walk on the wild side"... I said Hey honey take a walk on the wild side. And the colored girls say: "doo, doo doo, doo doo doo doo, doo doo doo!" Aditional thoughts: well I'm into trying new things...food is good... creativity is also good... red hair and light skin is nice ... I just have a thing for that specific visage ... no real preferance though. Name: Jake M. [8] Genders: both! Duration: I don't want anything short of a life long partner, so keep that in mind if you kiss me, it means you're mine forever. Location: I like to be on top. Additional thoughts: thoughts? me? Name: Spike. Gender: Female. Yay. Duration: 12 second gerbil style. Location: United States. Additional Thoughts: I need sex. Please god. Someone. Anyone? Damn. Noone understands me! I need help! With sex!
Name: Jasmine Orr Gender: Preferably male, but females are good too! (very good) Location: Indiana, but she's willing to travel. Duration: Anything from 10 minutes to 2 weeks. (unless you wanna go for friends with benefits...then as long as you want.) Additional Thoughts: Looking for a fling, so don't get too attached. Turn ons include: Accents, Randomness, Spontaniety, Pinapples, Pine Needles and Sap, Guys who play with trees, glue, foursomes fivesomes whatever, elves tap dancing naked on the roof - especially if they're stripping, suck and blow, (new found turn on, by the way) and if you're god damn fucking hot! Turn offs include: Being led on without the intent of following through, (ya can say that again) laughing while trying to kiss, (whoops) hot apple cider, (its painful!) wreaths, logic, and bad breath. Jasmine screams at seeing her name appear on this page very much aware of who posted it (look below) and then proceeds to explode laughing. Selena
Definatly both.....
Wherever I am at the time.
However long you want to be wherever I am.
Flings and relationships are both good, but no long distance.
Touchy feely, sarcassim, spontinaity, veganaise, elves tap dancing naked on the roof especially if they are stripping, caring, understanding, ear vacuming, foursomes they really are quite fun!, sap, being tickled, long walks on the beach at night when there's a full moon, looking in my eyes, honesty, screw guns, guys who play with trees, and girls who know what flirting is all about.
Being led on without the intent of following through, laughing while trying to kiss, role playing games, guys who don't give a fuck who they're fucking, full beards, being macho, smelly dirty socks, and telling me you love me to get me to do more.
Note: Please respond and tell me if you like my thing. Gabby! Hey! Welcome to Wiki, girlie-Q and yes yes, I like your entry here. Except, I bet you got to post your own things instead of having two extremely nosy girls post for you. (ahem!) Love ya. : ) ~Jasmine having gone to camp and not gotten laid, i figure it's time to update this in hopes of better luck for the future. name: naomi location: somewhere not in texas? duration of fling: no more one-nighters, i wanna do it all week long gender(s): b-zz-oy additional comments: uh, i'm not going to have sex with you. we can get hitched if you want to, though. i like pet-names, and it is important that we find each other to be very pretty. it is vital that you aren't annoying or dirt-like. i like being naked. it is preferrable that you are emotionally stable. i like facial hair. it is A+ if you are down with Jesus. if you are spike, matt, avi, adrian, or robert plant you are in an advantage. hurry. Disclaimer: Not responsible for stupid stuff you do, keep in mind age of consent laws.You might want to check your state laws regarding your sexual conduct. No guarantee of getting laid given, or implied. -the management In keeping with the disclaimer, Age of Consent laws around the world (including by US state) may be found on-line at: http://www.ageofconsent.com/ageofconsent.htm Have fun. - Julie(lipse, who would post here...if she weren't already getting plenty of sweet luv! [0] Woohoo, enough with all these namby-pamby discussions ! ;) [1] It's nice to see I'm not the only one who doesn't get all emotional and crap about getting laid.... [2] No, no those masochistic tendencies... geez, you people sure have one-track minds... [3] Er... did that come out right? [4] It looks like someone forgot to read the instructions at the top of the page [5] [5] that is an orthodox jewish quick fling. [6] should I be upset about this? I think I would be if I didn't know it's all Courtney's fault. *fake uppity sniff* (~summer) [7] [7] I guess it would help explain to some of y'all if I mentioned that Isaac is my signifigant other, boy-toy, latin lover, boyfriend, schweetie, true love, or whatever other term you might find appropriate. In other words, he's not avaliable to fling with you, bitch! *g* [98] what's a swf and how do you pronounce it? (sonja makes many little swoof noises)
[8] note to those to whom it is not obvious: jake didn't write this, it's a joke!! Woah okay. That makes much more sense. -his little sister see theres this thing IM NOt in enny hurry to get laid! i em only 13 but thare is no reason fo me to get laid soon alright so dont try! ~thomas~ Dude, if i had gone to jakes new years party i would had gottin laid but for some freaking reason i didn't and its not my fault. and i ain't telling you guys who i am becuz well i just don't want to i don't want to so late ?????? ps you'll prolly find out who i am anyway hehehe NBTSWikiWiki | Recent Changes Edited 163 times, last edited on February 9, 2002 by 64.48.234.84. © 2000 NBTSC Webmasters |
