IRCDon'tQuoteThat for your IRC, or go back to Don'tQuoteThat. <Charlie> You wouldn't say "quit being African-American in my parade!", would you? --- Marina is now known as temporarilyzack Jauss> oh shit, she's contracted zack! Marina> I haven't been able to read for DAYS.
Naela> Yes! I knew you'd understand! Marina> Conversation...? Alyson> yeah, but we are strange zombies who have eating problems. Alyson> and die often Life sucks, and it's drinking my milk shake! Is "party" code for "two heavily made up hookers of uncertain gender?" Marina: Violence and babe-age. Oh yeah. Qete: depends on how big Qete: oops Qete: wrong window lumberjack No! Bad Enigma!
sexpixie> i think we could have an orgy and a conversation at the same time * Marina grins sexpixie> its a big room Rael> not that big... Random> #couch for concersation, people? Mossaia> Noo. I ain't movin'. Rael> conversation? wassat? * Marina smacks Rael absently Mossaia> You can have this channel when you pry it from my cold, dead fingers! which means the llamas aren't good in bed No, the coolest thing is a bind and then saying "What now? Gonna try to dissengage? Thought not" And then impaling them till the sun comes up if we tickle her, she'll juice! Geeks sure do remind me of cavemen. "Grep, sed, awk" zack: anyway. zack: sleep calls zack: actually it called about 3 hours ago. zack: then it tried paging me, zack: then e-mail zack: then AIM, but I turned that off zack: and now it just came over, threw a rock through my window, and is standing on it's tippy toes (it's about 2 feet tall) on my desk, shreaking in my face. james dean could be humping a gorilla and it would be sexy, thanks *Alex seduces himself *Alex goes to finds a "room" Mr Pinky Toes: It's a Franny! Franny586: it's a Victor! Mr Pinky Toes: you sure? Franny586: i /think/ it is, but one can never be -sure- with these kinds of things Mr Pinky Toes: exactly Mr Pinky Toes: my parents and most people I know call me Victor or a nick name Mr Pinky Toes: but what if I'm not really VIctor? Mr Pinky Toes: everyone just thinks I"m Victor Franny586: what if no one was who they thought they were, they were someone else but they just didn't know it! Mr Pinky Toes: then everyone would be someone else! Franny586: yeah! Mr Pinky Toes: no one would know who anyone is becaue no one would be them selfs Mr Pinky Toes: oh boy Mr Pinky Toes: that's confusing Franny586: but what if i figured out i wasn't really franny, i was...say...mary, so then i was mary but i wasn't really mary i was someone else and....i think too much Franny586: especially when i'm tired Mr Pinky Toes: but wait Mr Pinky Toes: if I think I'm Victor, I must be Victor. The same as if you know you are Franny, you must be Franny Mr Pinky Toes: but! Fiona didn't think she was a Jessica. She liked being a Fiona more Mr Pinky Toes: so now she is a Fiona! Franny586: so you are who you currently feel like you are? Mr Pinky Toes: I think Franny586: so i could decide i'm not a franny anymore and poof, that's it? i'm suddenly a...someone else? Mr Pinky Toes: well, it deppends. Mr Pinky Toes: how much does your name affect who you are? Franny586: depends if you think of your name as simply a title or as a part of your being Mr Pinky Toes: bingo Mr Pinky Toes: for me, it's just a name Franny586: like...are you really a victor or is is just a convienente way for people to call you and identify you? Mr Pinky Toes: a convienente way for people to identify me, I think Mr Pinky Toes: I mean, you can call me almost anything and I'll respond Franny586: really? Franny586: ANYthing? Franny586: *giggles* <@pellik> wow, mold grows on pickle water really fast Don't you want to be an anesthesiologist when you grow up, Ben, so you can impregnate Fiona's mom? * Fiona quotes that If I were to impregnate Fiona's mom, I'd be...Fiona's... Oh, my head * Marina smirks ewwwww! * Becky shudders in horror No you wouldent, you would have to have done it in the past. that would be WRONG Fiona, if I were to impregnate your mother, could you, like, not beat me up in my sleep? <@zack> marina: get addicted to computer games - you sit down and play for a while, and before you know it, your hair is dry, just like that. <@Marina> Yes, well, Zack, unlike some people I have this thing called a "life"
<@jafe> ewwwww <@jafe> a life! <@Marina> It's not that bad! <@Ratio> Yes but in computer games, you get many lives! <@The_Hobbit> Last time I was curious about something, I ended up with a bruise on the back of my head and a bad cold <@Mossaia> I would make a terrible hooker. I'm too lazy! Too lazy to be a hooker. <@Mossaia> "Dammit, AGAIN? I'm tired of sex." i'll lock you in the cooler HEY
(like Canada, but warmer) <@Mossaia> And government is the use of force to control the behavior of people in a specific geographic area! <@Mossaia> The LEGITIMATE use of force, 'scuse me.
The_Hobbit: Cause, Shad, if your privates were the center of palatial estate, you should get some credits
<@The_Hobbit> It's always so nice to have a friend who's hair could eat you jess: but I'll grope jackie if you'd like
Arianna:Nah, just pun-ch me.
Arianna: I am sometimes! Arianna: I'll scrub your teeth any time!
Caer: heehee Caer: Arianna: better than Vicco. - Platypus: How do you know? Suddenly you're the perverted Jane Goodall of racoondom? Zaphod: joey, the floor is impinging on your right to fall to the center of the earth... Ryland: I want more people to be taken out by doing dumb things <@zack> I want to behead old dead white guys, not dolphins... @Tessa> Hey Ry! I had a quesstion for you. If you were to steal the head off a marble statue that's approx 25' high, would you need anything accept a ladder, hacksaw, and a lot of beer? @Roya> i don't know what you're doing but iw ant to help! <@Roya> beer and a trampoline <@Roya> ooohhhhhhh the possibilities! <@george> yeah, ice is just so sexy <@george> especially if someone like puts it in the back of your collar <@george> & it slides down your back <@george> i just love that <@becky> eeeee! <@becky> that's not sexy, that's COLD! <@george> it makes me feel like a porn queen. doesn't it make you feel like that? marina: there's gotta be more friction in sex than in a wallet... StaDiK: it's the rubberducky and the breats that really get me Platypus: note to self: do not loan rubber ducky or breasts to ben «zack» ah, so this is open source sex, where anyone who add's something new just has to allow everyone else to know what they did? Becky: on a scale of 1 to 10, what is your mad hamster mating instinct? marina: oo. my mad hampster mating instinct is pretty far up there i think... Becky: you can have the madness without the mating Becky: right? Becky: or mad-hamsterness with no desire to be a mad hamster around anyone you happen to meet Mossaia has a knack for avoiding potential mad-hamster-situations, and no self control Becky: I like this conversation Mossaia: Suicidal extremist pubic hairs! Mossaia: Me too. <@Platypus> what the hell is there to "feel" besides the genitals? (editor's note: man, that is so out of context...)
could we toss darts at teds ass? oh, so we're talking ted's disembodied ass now? we could put teds ass in our pocket! <@Qete> the cockroaches on the tv are singing and dancing again. <@Qete> I don't think this is a good thing...
#geekcouch? is that a threat? marina: but you can't do anything with horns
yeah.. though I think the trilobyte sex scene warped me permanently make love to the floor! Personally, I only like hitting my head against soft padded walls, but I haven't seen one in a while.... -agentb10- but, the ass doesn't have a picture in the directory! -Ben- My ass? You like my ass? I AM NOT SPIKE'S MENTAL LOVER! I need a sexual navy Enigma has things? Platypus; "sweet.. no better way to start the new year than faking your own death!" Ben: Listen matey, this parent wouldn't voom if you put 20,000 volts through it ?Ben? I mean, I can understand fucking jello. But gummie bears? That's just sick
Platypus> man.. professional lego builder.. getting paid to play with legos... that's like being a full time computer game tester, or a research assistant at the national institute for the study of orgasms... from #sexnstuffs... Maggie> "Leia had the more generous ass, while Uta sported a hard- muscled buttocks" * Dr-Price snorts * StaDiK laughs. StaDiK> pillows versus vices :) Maggie> "the two naked women separated and stood across the arena from one another" Maggie> you see, they're slave gladiators, who are also naked, and lesbians. Maggie> Some plot. StaDiK> what plot? :P EmilyOh> heh brokendagger> is it just me? brokendagger> or is this reminscent of dogwood? StaDiK> i've actually read only 3 stories that'd qualify as Erotica that had plot. * brokendagger sighs with nostaligia * StaDiK has no experience with dogwood. * StaDiK prefers people. Maggie> "the two women were locked in a death grip, arms grabbing each others slippery body" robert> heheh EmilyOh> very dogwood Maggie> very very dogwood. * brokendagger fiffles Maggie> Damn, I was so pleased to be in that cabin. mm, harry potter porn..... "Anthrax has made me the man I am today" Platypus: you happen upon a lot of sex gutters? *** Pinky changes topic to 'So whatare we going to do tonight Brain?' ?Brain? we're going to rape bill clinton. ?Pinky? oh, now that sounds like fun! * Brain laughs evilly ?Brain? yes. ?Mossaia? Ew. ?Mossaia? There's an image I didn't need. ?Pinky? How do we plan to do that Brain? ?Pinky? hehehe Narff! * Brain chuckles ?Brain? we're mice! ?Pinky? are we? ?Brain? we most certainly are ?Pinky? I guess we are... I had forgotten that one! ?Brain? we'll eat our way into his house and through his trousers! ?Brain? yes. * Brain doinks Pinky on the head ?Pinky? hehehe Poik! * PianoGoddess decides she really doesn't need to see/hear this conversation oops did i type that out loud? QUACK! MOOO!!! meow fuuuuuuuck
hehe
no not that again! god i hope this doesn't go on IRC don't quote that
george> ooh, you taste like hot chocolatte, dear
littlepersoninthecorner> so do you!
george> no, i taste like pretzels
Memento> Something smells like hotdogs. Silverspring: i come to make wild steamy sex with your granny * Mossaia has SOME discretion. Not much, but some. "I only killed you! It's not like it has any side effects." Ryland, to Rael. Aredridel: Artsy-fartsy means `My Camera screwed up', doesn't it? * Aredridel looks * Coconuts cracks up Coconuts: um. yeah. * DanBug12 laughs... there are different kinds of canadians.... she has the albertian kind.... I have the nova scotian kind! DysK: Canadian: Now in 13 different flavors. Custom imprinting available. Call now for details. StaDiK: i don't eat nutella and use the computer at the same time StaDiK: it's like drinking and doing crack :P *LaughingWolf laughs at poor Jonah who has no idea how much sex he's having Ryland: charlie, did you hear about what emma did not do last night? Mossaia laughs! Ryland: and who she was not doing that with! Mossaia Oh my. Mossaia Ryland, I told you not to tell anyone about what didn't happen! Life is funny! I'm wearing a bra! Mossaia: Or we could promise to bring dyed hair and strange piercings and people piles to small midwestern towns.. Ben: I feel like wile e. coyote on speed. Mossaia laughs! Mossaia DQTs. Ben: Heh Ben: neato. windaway: I feel like speed on Wiley Coyote. jekissa> bras suck Fiona> Yeah... *Fiona tears off her bra and flings it across the room jekissa> So do boobs *Fiona tears off her boobs, too Mossaia> ouch, Fiona... *Fiona burns her bra unceremoniously anyone mind if I mess around for a bit? * Ryland remembers something about wing nuts... right wing nut, and left wing nut... Aredridel> Nob jhabe breated mawset! Aredridel> And lemme tell you, if you're speaking to a UTF-8 client, 0xFE is not a character. Silverspring> its so cute i wanna punch myself jessica> I have webbed feet! * jessica looks jessica> oh, nope. jessica> ok, what? Vykter> umm, that's great... could we talk about me now! jessica> public weirdness jessica> take a flag with you, walk up to someone, stick it in their hand and say "claimed! you're mine! the property of Roya!" jessica> marina adds that that would be useful to do to cute guys, specially if the flag had your phone number on it. * jessica giggles Zaphod> lol Zaphod> I'm sure that a large number of "cute guys" would not mind that at all. * jessica laughs * zack points at himself and then goes back to civ * raina wants to do a song from Hello Dolly for the talent show but cannot find sheet music. Zaphod> what song? raina> Goodbye. Zaphod> does it go something like this: da da, da da! dada da da Zaphod> goodbye * jekissa laughs * raina shrieks...that's it!
Platypus> heh, yeah.. inappropriate popcorn! Dr-Price> Avert your eyes Aredridel> Hmm... not sure, Nick. Dr-Price> The popcorn is naked * marina blinks. inappropriate...??? Platypus> no no, not that kind of inappropriate
porn maker is, oddly enough, one of the more honest forms of slime ball Instead of hell and fuck and jeesuschrist, i'll say Iowa! Aredridel> But it'll be happy indigestion. Joe> sleep, beauty Joe> Doesn't change much, I already have salsa for brains! Zaphod> yeah but now you have skull fragment chips too Joe> Chips and salsa! Zaphod> I've got it! Joe> Hmm? * jessica giggles jessica> me too Zaphod> Quick I need George Bush and Bill Gates e-mail address's Joe> My dick won't swell anymore, must take drugs! Platypus> be there, or be composed of four lines of equal length connected at 90 degree angles. * Memento pleads with mIRC.. "Please... Good mIRC... You dont want to be ontop allll the time do you?... please..." Joe: "my dogma pissed on yer karma" Vykter: james, me and my butt are all in the play! zack: ecausebey atthay ouldway ebay annoyingay otay yptay! * Ananda thinks more people should be lesbian * zack giggles zack: I'm lesbian! Joe: Would certainly reduce population zack: ... except I'm a guy... Ananda: harrumph. * zack giggles zack: I do go for girls though1 zack: ! Ananda: True enough. * jess grins Joe: My granma was lesbian, so does that make me 1/4th lesbian? jess: no... jess: uhh morgasm: i like girls. i like naps too. * Ananda laughs jess: maybe! zack: I think that makes me a male lesbian. Raina: so I can...male genitals...around the house? *** jessica changes topic to 'if there IS a god, i WILL see green day on sunday.' * Platypus blinks.. wow, cool, all my theological questions soon to be answered by jessica's concert attendance record.. Box-Of-Rain: well, I am waiting for my ants to dry... Aredridel: Yeah, usually I google. DumbAss: yep. but we're like weirdos that belong to the same demented family. *** TeslaTony has quit IRC (Quit: When it absolutely, positively, has to be destroyed overnight: The US Marines!) jekissa> Dan is at Band camp... jekissa> and he plays the flute... Jauss> oh no * jekissa cackles * zack giggles * Mossaia laughs. * Jauss giggles * Polyergic missed something.. zack> yeah.. but I hadn't had a cooking accident that bad since the flamming eggo incident. *raina has never found so apt a place to stab people or play footsie as a nice relaxing formal dinner zack> EXCELLENT IDEA!! zack> except the ending up dead bit... * zack slaps his radio upside da head zack> bad radio, no bizkit Silverspring goes inside a loud box with flashing coluers and loud sounds
Silverspring: people keep pushibng buttions and i keep changing
Silverspring: wheer am i?
jess-away: stop light?
Silverspring: the tv set
jess-away: oh!
jess-away: right.
for all those who've read Shadow of the Hegemon (i'm a crazy Orson Scott Card fan) Qete: and with any luck I can get out to her house before she goes to
India
jessica: india?!
jessica: when?!
jessica: but...but...achilles is there!
jessica: bad!
jessica: oh wait.
jessica cracks up at self
Qete: She says she's hoping to leave sometime after Christmas
jessica: oops. I'm quite wrapped up in my book arent I...
raina> i'm not kissing a fucking bishop! raina> eek! and she's attracted to me. because i remind her of a swimmingpool. Box-Of-Rain> Hey, what do y'all think, should I pay $12 for a jar of mud? * Jauss is the High Priestess Of Insanity And Shit [01:23] Arianna> Are you the famous Kim? [01:24] zack> -BOTH- the famous kims are here! [01:24] * zack points at Jauss and Rain [01:24] * StokedButPissedJauss grins [01:24] StokedButPissedJauss> hiya [01:24] StokedButPissedJauss> I'm Insane [01:24] StokedButPissedJauss> she's Indeed [01:24] StokedButPissedJauss> together we are Indeed Insane Ooh, microwaves.. I remember those. jessica giggles oh GOD i read that wrong... Read what wroing? Ooh, microwaves.. I remember those. I read that to be, Ooh, intercourse.. I remember those.
me and my dirty mind ! intercourse??
* Aredridel laughs. * jessica laughs Microwave overns, that is
using Forest as a pillow on Tom's bed with him and Haether. that's a great happy/sad memory If sex tastes like microwaves..
just looks at noam * Rion cracks up * marina wakes up * Joe LAUGHS (A six-foot-four microwave is...) (six-foot-four vegan microwave!) NO
sex tastes like watery gatorade.
I CAN PROVE? IT!
right? right? Kim, you're leaving now? No, a seven-foot-nine cannibal microwave * marina smiles at jess. * jessica giggles * marina doesn't admit to a thing. Not 7'9 cannibal microwaves don't make a reference to Forest. s/Not/But/ marina blinks.... um 6'4 vegan microwaves do ;) um Hahaha * Rion pokes Kim to get the rest of her quotes up marina changes topic to 'HELP ' I have yet to meet forest, I think.. "A 6'4 vegan is humping my knee!" Hahaha YourFriendlyNeighborhoodPsycho? LAUGHS? about the 6'4" vegan aaaaaaa........ marina, you suck. someone else DQT this, i have no clue what's going on!!!!! Roya, just look for the large scarry guy in a skirt! there's a lot of large scary guys at nbtsc, ryland ;o) in skirts, as well Archives[1] apologies from the quoter, i know it was a serious conversation and all and platty happened to be making a good point, but my dirty mind takes control of my keyboard every once in a while. smiles! NBTSWikiWiki | Recent Changes Edited 435 times, last edited on April 6, 2002 by zakarria@nbtsc.org. © 2000 NBTSC Webmasters |
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