Zack has started going to massage school, and being that he's learning all this stuff about this interesting concept they call "confidentiality", he may not say who all the quotes are from, so if quotes are listed as ASM, it means the Atlanta School of Massage. "I'm gonna stick my metatarsals up somebodies ass" ~ASM student "If you're not naked, I'm not comfortable" ~ASM student "The only thing I have that's contagious is my sence of humor, and some people are allergic to that too..." ~zack "when you put your hand down on something hot, don't you just want to like, jerk off?!" ~ASM A&P (anatomy and physiology) teacher, trying to explane something about nerves... also trying to see if anyone was listening... "So did I molest you that time?" ~ASM student practicing draiping in a massage class "I seem to have been indoctrinated into the cult which says that fingernails are the sign of the beast" ~zack "Well, if you live, you live, if you die, the bugs get a good meal." ASM A&P teacher (she's a riot, I've been laughing my ass off all through the chemistry section!) "Due to it's multifaceted shape and proximity to sensitive areas, palpation of your partner's pelvic region can be initially challenging." ~ASM Text Book. "How bad must the band be when you look up the band name on napster and get 'zero'" ~DJ on 99X. "I'm not a dirty old man, I take a shower every day!" ~Zack's 51 year old roommate. "Respect the pedophile" ~ASM Teacher, who was trying to get across a point about respecting people's humanity even if they do things you don't respect... it kinda came out wrong... "And hey, if we both learn lucid dreaming then maybe I'll pop over into your dream and teach you tai-chi where you can pick it up really quickly! ...and then you can introduce me to that redhead..." ~zack "He said use you're don tien, you idiot, you're don tien, not you're don juan!" ~ASM student "pleeeease can we have a brake? This is killing us!" ~ASM student, "I'm sure you're homeostatic mechanisms will prevent your imediate demise." ~ASM A&P teacher. "When you don't know where you end and someone else begins, and that someone acts like a demeaning bitch towards you, your selfworth and your opinion of said other person get into the bad habit of delivering knock out punches to eachother on a daily basis." ~ASM student. Kim W-Yeah. It was cool, we talked about vegetables for an hour! The only reason for a belt is to hold my napkin up "I wouldn't mind being killed by a big thick book. I really really wouldn't!" -Tessa "MOM, I can put my OWN bra on!!" Jessica, (victor's friend) while on phone with Victor "Robert fucking Denero is the same fucking person as Al fucking Pacino." - Courtney, faking a thick italian accent "You're not on a channel!" - Naomi to Erin "He left me for a catdancer!" -JessicaSkater "It's just too international." -Roxana, Roya's sister
"Uh oh. Did somebody do something again?" -RoyaBoya
"I guess that could be kind of detrimental to your optimism, being non-existant." -RoyaBoya
"There is a we in every me... if you just flip it around!" -RoyaBoya
"Aw, it's a cute bug on crack." -RoyaBoya
"I think it's sad that you keep laughing at me but I don't have a single DontQuoteThat." "So make a left turn at this next light?" (Scott) "Turn at this right! I mean.. right turn! Right turn!"(Zen) I'm gender-immune -Jasmine Help! I'm being held hostage by an Ani Difranco fan! -Jasmine's mom Dude, how do you spell intelligent? -Isaac v The whole world is made in japan.- Strange brew Like a Knute to a stick. - Kat Ted-(to Knuteboy aka Mitch) Dude. Can I smell your shirt? "GET ME OUT OF THAT BIRTH CANAL!!!" roya's speech coach. "...now go find the Gruiformes Brontornithidae before I have to bust a cap!" "You tell, and I will spank you. I will spank you like a bad, bad doggy" -some dude from Muppets From Space (Ali and JessicaSkater thought this was incredibly funny. Granted, it was 1:30 AM and they were *still* up tossing cards into a lego bucket) "I don't get people who don't understand alternation "Jessica! Get your head out of there!" "Stop playing with my cord!" playing a board game: Sabrina: Can't I Puh-leeeze have a house or two? Father: In thy dreams Sabrina: But I want it to be a _Canadian_ Mosque Miranda: it looks more like a birdhouse Sabrina: Well maybe it's for Muslim birds, Ha! Miranda: /don't/ ask and ye shall -still- fucking recieve.. Sabrina: *little mummble from under the table* could you lift your skirts please? Aha! "...no, i'm not modest at all. I'm either really praising of myself, or very derogatory. never modest. I'm too good for that!" "'We're playing with our' is always a bad way to start a sentence..." "Ali and I are playing with our buddy icons." -JessicaSkater "I like plans that involve Norveegian Midnights." "The ratings for this show must be...below sea level" Erin's father, commenting on HGTV, or some similar show. "We can express our patheticness without being too pathetic." -Marina, on pickup lines "So, I don't count as a person because I'm not online?" -Treize, onw of Buzzy's buzzes "My nose doesn't take butterfly kisses." -Brent "Then let me go get my credit card." -Rachel "C'mon, let's see you suck some neck, boy!" -Knuteboy to Daniel ( Ruth and Rick's bro ) "Oh THERE it is! I was wondering where it went!" -Ruth, holding up her bra "What, do we have signs on our heads saying PLEASE THROW TED'S BALLS AT US??" -Knuteboy yeah, but you have imagined me naked, right? right? -Ali "All the little hoolies and their little hoolie friends..." -Robyn's Mom "I wonder how hard it would be to seperate cocain from garlic."- Ari "Okay, who's my number one this time?" -Deli server at the market where Tessa works, calling for the next person in line. "You'll make a greaat old lady. They're supposed to like purple." -custemer to Tessa Rachel: "I have six hearts: one for love, one for passion, one for hate.." Courtney: "and one for sex, and two more for sex" Erin: "No, that's Courtney's" Rachel: "Yeah, one for hate, and five for sex" "But sexual favors don't feed you pizza!" Eleanor (JessicaSkater 's 3 yr. old cousin):I want that bucket. It's mine JessicaSkater: No, it's mine. I'm gonna' take it home with me. And Katie (Eleanor's little sister) too. They're both coming home with me. Eleanor: No! You can't have Katie! She's my sister! I love her here! I want that bucket. JessicaSkater: I'll give you the bucket if I can have Katie Eleanor: Okay Neal's Mom: "He's having too much fun sniffing Garbage bags" Neal's Dad: "There's a reason for that" "suck one, you unnatural bitch!" "I'm going to pull into that no-parking space up there and, umm, park." "I think we're just a big ball of bodily mass." -Thea, Robyn's friend "Now theres a compliment for you- you have squishy lips"- Robyn to Rick Conversation between Becky and Emma: Emma: "My arms are so weak, I can't pick up anything heavy. My butt's really strong though." Becky: "So pick stuff up with your butt." "He's too happy to be hot!" "dead people don't grope!" -Robyn "it's fun to freeze your ass off!" -Robyn "it's even funner to freeze someone else's ass off!" -Jennyrose "you won't fit in my bra." -Robyn to Rick "Jen, where are those scissors of your's?" -Robyn "on my butt." -Jen "sometimes it sucks to be a moron." -Kate "I'm sick of the word orgasm" -Ali (upon finding the peanut butter, for which her daughter searched fervently to no avail) "I feel like Jeeves in a house full of Woosters!" ~KimB's Mom (upon sticking a finger into the peanut butter jar seal and splattering oil all over the kitchen and having a nose come up behind her suspiciously)"I feel like Wooster in a house full of Jeeves!" ~Kim "Cocka dooooodle doooooo!" ~Kim's Mom again, encoring whilst dancing about vigourously "oh, is it doing the happy zipper dance?" -Rick "if I'm going to choke to death, it is going to be on someone's tung!" "hey Ted, your left brest is smaller then your right brest" Ryland: "Cat! you bit him?" Cat: "well! he was trying to wash my dishes!!!" "Ryland, you may be god, but I am Ted, and I out rank you" "hey, check it out! i've got a black striped bra! isn't that the coolest thing ever?" -Robyn, flaunting her bra for all to see "It's not my fault that I stacked the deck."- Lorin and Chris's cousin Evan, during a wildgame of spoons "I hate calling people at parties. They're always busy having fun and cooking potatoes." "How could we forget Thumper Nagasako?" -Buzzy "The Sarahs, bizzzz, they're making Buzzy's eyes dizzy." -Buzzy "Okay, there's an Ari Walker, a Robyn Walker, no Tessa Walker but a Tessa Stewart...hmm." -Robyn "This thing with the Walkers is too weird." -Robyn "I like Rosie Moon. I write it down." -Buzzy, happily "We need a Boom! Shacalalakah here." -Buzzy "We've misplaced the Mitchells!" -Robyn "Like, who needs Michaels? That's my question." -Buzzy "I can't make it in life. My name is Lad." -Buzzy An amusing session with Buzzy and Wobyn. "Stop poking the lunchables!" -Ben Rodriguez (former NBTSC camper talking to his sister Lydia®) "Y'know that quote about the fork and the spoon.. you know... Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, and the fork rand away with the spoon... Well, I think all my forks are gay, because there's just these two, and all these spoons..." "They wanted to know about paraneal massage, and I was, well, frank with them "What? Were they expecting you to pussyfoot around it?" -JessicaSkater's mom and dad at the dinner table, discussing her mom's new doula clients "Hey! Get out of the toilet!" -JessicaSkater "I never thought I would see a racoon hump Ted's Leg" "Quite looking at my face, and watch my balls!" "Mitch! I want some Love'n, and to Fuck you Hard!"
"get your hand off my monkey!" Ruth's brother, Danile "so you were expearanceing it... only you wouldn't die!" Ruths Dad, Tim "and I wake up with Ryland's tung in my mouth!" "I have no Expearance with nuts" ~Kim West Hump a weasle! (translation- Hi I'm dweezle. [said with a heavy fake texan accent]) -Tom (Ruth's younger bro) Trade ya' sex for rent!?! - knuteboy "I can't touch myself!" -Lotus "Ow." -Naomi, while reading Kama Sutra "Pizza is good. Hammers are good too" "I masturbated in my aunt's backyard the other day... I thought of you" -Naomi, to Courtney "No Shirt, No Shoes, No Sex" -Ali "I would please advise everyone to stop looking for Tru-Lov. The file has been found, thank you" -Eire, over the office intercom. "Eireann, it's never to late to keep looking for Tru-Love" "See now she bitchslapped him. Now he's her whore. See how whore-like he looks?" "Oh yeah, and the other guy's her penny-whore." "Yeah... Our mother's a pimp!!" -Jennyrose and Kate, the realization of a lifetime. "You've never tasted me Jen.. how would you know??" -Zen "I have no idea how soft Rick's lip are-they could be like porcupines." "Snarf!" - Jenn and Kate "I suspect that Davin is not a lip-licker" "Lip-licking has nothing to do with it!" -Jenn and Kate "Actually, maybe Davin is a lip-licker." -Jenn "He's casting his fishing line in here!" -JessicaSkater "Don't eat that! Don't!" -JessicaSkater
"I'm afraid to get these for Ryland...he might wear them." Marina to Roya, about a see through pair of boxers. "They beat you up? A blind priest?" "Yeah. They even killed me a couple of times." - From Mr. T Versus the Slayers, a fine publication that I doubt anyone else here has read except Robyn "come back here, and let me use tung!!!" -knuteboy "Hey! lets shave Ryland!!" -Cat "quit jacking me off!!!!!"tom to knuteboy as he was rubbing tom's head. "the clip on part pulled my pubic hair!!" -tom "it's like, a universal butt shape" -knuteboy "We're going to commit treason! we're going to commit treason!! we're going to commit treason!!!" -knuteboy ryland-"ooo! a mitch arm!" Kat-"ryland, that's my breast!" "get your arm OFF my shoulder and grab my ASS !!" -knuteboy to ryland "Warty wants to look at your book collection." "Tell Warty to scram." - Rory and Mandy, two Buzzys "Bon voyage, wormy!" - Triarko, a Buzzy "We cleaned out the garage, because we have a bathtub..." Buzzy and Robyn's mom, singing "Dude, your stealing my head!" Alex (Victors brother} " I'll do you" Jake M. to Rachel C. "Ass crystals!? it's that cold out? -Tim (knuteboy's dad) "i kan't even spell inkorekly !!!!!!!!!!!" -knuteboy "I'm ok with getting screwed if everyone gets screwed!" -Tessa "Sorry, thaat was a cheep baackhanded compliment." -Rick "I eat ginger in little slivers in my stirfry so I can sit on IRC and say 'I just ate a piece of ginger. Ow'" -Tessa "Coathanger orgy!" -Rick "I think it took me fifteen seconds to hvae the thought that I wasn't having any thoughts." -Rick "This is the braaid of uncertainty, and this is the braid of serenity." -Rick "I'd like to like subtly." -Tessa "...of course than two ladybugs would run into eachother and haave an explosion that would pretty well level half the city." -Rick "Yes, I suspect that in certain cultures certain genetic bloodlines have lost their males with low-slung balls." -Rick "Relationships! They're a crap replacement!" -Tessa. Rick: "Bisexual bagels!" Tessa: "Peanutbutter is bi." "See, she's saying 'Don't fuck with me, I'm on a movie poster!" -Eire's friend Chris, poking fun at the "Elizabeth" poster Roya: "Curtis, you're being antisocial." Curtis: "Antisocial?! There's someone sleeping on my buttocks!" Singing: I'm a wombat! -BeanieBaby yeah well some of us Don't have better things to do than look at the.. thingy -Miranda Are you putting a wiki on my . . . I mean a hicky on my neck? -Rick Totally out of the blue: Miranda: "I love a woman with style" Sabrina: "I love a woman with Bubblegum" "see that's just what I was talking about! oh no, wait, I wasn't talking..." -Miranda "I can't find my balls!" "There's good parking on your foot." "Hold on a second"-Courtney "what, are you going to sneeze?"-Naomi "No, I'm going to pass out."-Courtney "He's Playing footsie with his fish!" "yeah... Because my "G" string is silver!" "I'm sure you could do some pretty sexual things with a picnic table." naomi: it's funny how one minute you can be hell-bent mad at me, and then the next be saying things like 'it /Mooooooves/ me'. hannah: that's the beauty of -me-! naomi: i hate ugly people. naomi: is pre-marital artificial insemination a sin? "That's cool, you can just put your legs in your pockets" Dan~ 'I always wanted to grow up poor in dublin.' 'what's it like?' Ali~ 'well ~ kinda smelly ~ really cold ~ very very catholic.' 'my brother was named Joshua. We had to sell him for scientific experiments.' "Your sister is a cute funny. You're just a short funny." -Cloe's friend J'son "Should I undress our duck?" -Robyn's Mom Emma: "You like to walk around feeling Victoria's Secret nightgowns up, Kyra?" Kyra: "Yes, just like I feel my pants up!" "If I poison you, I am sorry." -Gennie "What, you don't like action?? I like action! Okay, romance then." 'If i promes never to have sex again...' shippy 'AGAIN??'shippys mom "look! we found another fault in roya!!!" becky,(roya's cousin) "hold still roya, i want to see if i can find another!" becky again Summer: Wiki Wiki has gone down the perverbial shithole. Rhymi: Summer, I just said that in an email to you! Except I said hellhole. Summer: Oh... weird. "You're the one that is always straying. You're tempted by the dark side, but you generally only use your powers for good. And although we keep you because you're cool, you're really the bad one of the group...... although Sarah is the devil." -Summer Summer: See, she is cooler now. Rhymi: She doesn't have pubic hair legs anymore. Summer: Yeah, and you can't see her G string anymore.... although I'm kinda torn about that. "...The whole faggot fiasco! My name is Renee." "Mine's Reg." - Jonah & Gabrielle "Do you think that dogs should vote? Because they are man's best friend, and if man's best friend can't vote, then what is that saying about man and his best friends?" -Ryland I like being in front...you get more action." Matt H's little bro "I feel like I have gas now, it's so nice!" ~Courtney "The floor's awfully wet. Dry that and put it in the drawer." - Noam's Dad "See, when I have black market children..." -Ryland "Now Heather dont go melsting Jennyrose!!" Mitchell HB "I Did put some of the wine in the cooking" -Justin "Yeah, but you are still slurring." -Gennie "Your appendages never flail for more than four seconds." ~becca's friend jesse sarah:"why do you have that big grin on your face?" sarah's friend brian:"you" sarah:"why me?" brian:"because...my hand's on your breast" a conversation between sarah c. and her friend brian "must... have... adhesiveness..." -naomi's little brother "No, you fucked it up, then I fucked it up!" Erin, "you mean I fucked it up and you fucked it back?" Courtney, "No. You fucked it up, then I fucked your fuck." "don't eat in the kitchen with your mouth full!" naomi's momma Becky: "I was afraid that you'd be upset and take it the wrong way, in a 'I'm dying of jealousy and unrequited love you bastard' sort of way" "Unseat yourself and give me a hug!" - Noam's mom "Tis yet another year for Travel in our midst, my people. (the term 'my people' gives me the feeling that I really AM acheiving world domination and that you are my followers; Ali for President)" "You have to be the official Metal Head in my social circal ok Nick?" -Cory "yeah, it's almost 1:00... we should go to bed, if we plan to play with our bamboo... tomorrow" "So I was was thinking, if we have it, we might as well use it... oh look! Ted is playing with his thingy!" "I figure I better start stock-piling porn now." -Platypus Adrian's dad "So what'd you think of the Gardens?" Matt H "Well, the part where I wasn't looking at the ground was cool" "Don't crush my dreams like I once crushed yours. Please?" ~Emily H., 2nd-year camper "I'm wondering what you're thinking about right now..... I guess it's not the metric system, right?" "You'll never get this secret out of me! You can beat me, whip me, tie me to a chain, write bad checks...." "The Best, freshest Orange Juice, Tastest like cookies!" "Ball Room Fencing... In Drage!" Ryland: "I've never seen a hooker..." "I have!!!" "See, the annoying thing about these pants, is wehn you feel them, you have to feel them up!" "Damnit Huck! 'Fuck' is to be used as an exclamation. You, however; use it like breathing." -Katy Hunt (Huck's Mom) "this is sad. we're both sitting here, in california, pretending we're from wisconsin!"marina "but if we were in wisconsin we'd be two hours ahead. it'd be after midnight then. we'd have an excuse." roya marina(hitting herself with ryland's marble-on-a-string) "ouch! why do i keep hitting myself?!? i wish ryland had given me something soft..." "...i'll call you up at noon and say 'Ey Mate!. I'll call you up at noon and say 'Ey Mate! i'm goin to say that one more time so it looses ALL of it's funny-ness. I'll call you up at noon and say 'Ey Mate!" marina to roya marina "ow!" roya "are you thinking too hard again?" marina "I was going to say something!" roya "maybe you shouldn't." "If you expunge a spunge, it'll be an ex-spunge!" Ethan M. "Oh my god! that was not supposed to fly!" Evan "I have the whole world up my nose!" Roya "The USA! Our guns are big! and our women are even bigger!" -A lady at an improv thing NickV, Cory, Irina were watching "Maybe a religion would be easier to start than a revolution." "Yes. Cheaper too." "Excuse me, I'm going to Don't Quote That." "Have to watch what you say in this house..." "I want to be part of a threesome, or orgy. They seem a lot simpler." -Roya, on relationships "My consciousness is not aware of my liver's consciousness, but that does not mean anything." ~Amy "i didnt know that clowens had sexes!" Heather "Bitsy Bumpkins! I'm Bitsy Bumpkins! I'm doing the Bitsy Bumpkins dance!" "Emma, what is your cat doing? He's like feeling up my leg or something." - Kim "If I knew French, would this movie make sense?" -Danial D. Watching Cirque Du Solil "Sorry Heather. I'm not trying to be fresh, this is as much of you aas I can reach." -Tessa "Amazing what you can do with lipstick!" -Robyn "I speak as a corps of long expirience." -Charlie Mitchell: "Darn, I have no tongue flexibility." Tessa scribbling frantically: "Darn, I should know how to spell 'tongue' by now." "Wiki healings?" -Victor "We had our riper moments. We had our underwear issues." -Robyn "I had a blond moment, and than I had a thought . . . and the two collided." -Heather Ah, I can see the headlines "The Amazing Disappearing Tampon Strikes Again!!" -Ali New Years at Forest's: Forest: "Watch out for the rabbit that humps your arm." Becky: "Lorin! How are you doing over there? I hope the pee doesn't smell too bad." "And if you're around other people, you touch them!" -Curi "Imagine a diseased cow flying at your castle." Adam B: "I saw your lips disappear once." Forest: "So did I. They went down a long way first." Marina's Super Fantastic Specialific Superb Wonderful Partay: "Her duck doesn't even squeek!" "It's a hot ducky romance." "My head's full of stuff. The least I can do is spread it around." "You people are not in control of the situation!" "I am the Queen of England!" "Why can't females hump? I want to hump an ankle!" Marina, hitting Ryland with a spoon: "I'm spooning with Ryland!" "We just said 'ear' at the same time in completely different sentences!" Roya: "Why would you plant toenails?" Tenay: "Because you really don't like asperagus." "That was so clever I didn't even get it." "I have to be free to be a cat-fish!" "He's not going in my cleavage." "There's a duck in my cleavage!" "The duck is my favorite animal because it has breasts and rhymes with fuck. That's so sexy. What other animal can say that about itself?" "Why are Marina's pants in here?" "Yeah, I play with my balls a lot." Marina: "Ted, I like your balls!" Ted: "You want to play with them?" Becky: "Look at that cup! It's just sitting there! Sitting there!" Emma: "You mean it's not tap dancing like it's supposed to?" Kim W: "Today is Monday?" Marina: "Yeah." Kim: "Ooh, that's weird..." "Ted stop thrusting your rod" "It feels odd stripping at home." "I dislike you Ryland... you make me happy... I hate you." "It's too funny to be a sleeping bag." "This is your toe. This is your toe on crack." "This is your toe on jello. *squish squish*" Ryland: "You've been recalled." Kim W: "I'm a Firestone tire!" "The pen doesn't have a pen in it." "I never hada mirror I could look in when I'm sleeping." "If you could see through your eyelids you'd be like, 'There's a mirror on top of me!'" "I see a Jesus in my bed." Ryland: "You took advantage of me in my sleep. With a pen." Kim W: "Sleep deprilirium!" "Dead fish don't flop!" -Josh "Nobody ever said fairy princesses couldn't have beards." -Ryland "Oh, I do have glow-in-the-dark balls." -Ted "Just let me watch this, and then you can go back to having orgasms." -JessicaSkater "Hey! It's a snow job!" -Caitlin, JessicaSkater 's friend, while sucking on an oval snowball. "I don't think you would think if you couldn't think." -Cloe "Everybody's throat loves Jenny-Rose!" -Robyn "now Remember: Jenny-Rose, Nick, and his tent" -Robyn "please don't play footsie with me right now "Birthday eh? Didn't he have a birthday last year???" -NickV Cory: Yeah, Nick and Matt are pretty much the same person. Adrian: except ones more mexican then the other... "man, i suck! i made you macaroni and then i fed it to you in a cat food bowl!" - hannah, naomi's sister 'Oh I dont think even sex feels this good' Shippy taking down her hair
'dare I don't have toungue flexabelty' Mitchell to Heather
'I really should know how to spell 'tongue' by now!' -Tessa
'Just hold on tight and blow' jennyrose edvice to heather
'man where too over sexed' mitchell
'whats in mitchells pocket?' jennyrose
'im haveing too much fun with mitchells zipper!' jennyrose
'i dont want to know your definition of long and hard is!' mitchell to jennyrose
'i remember dawns pile of crap next to my pile of crap!' mitchell
"My coffee tastes like frisbees" "Those aren't angel wings! That's a rock!" ~becca "My Warders are soooo high maintenance." (after watching the Billboard New Years Eve special w/a guy that looked like Darren Hayes of Savage Garden playing with Creed) Cloe's Mom: So is Darren (Hayes) playing backup guitar for Creed now? Cloe: No, he's playing back up to George Michael. Cloe's mom & sister: *hysterical laughter and words like "ew!"* "You called Heidi a crackhead??" -JessicaSkater "hey look, a jewish ferry!" -Gennie "okay so like I am not drunk...I am just sloshed." -Meighan, Gennie's friend "That is so funny! I fell over! And then you fell over! And now you are on my cookies!" -Naomi to Courtney on New Years, on the floor. "There was a party in my pants and every body was invited... but nobody showed up." -NickV and Cory "i need a laminater so i can deflower myself." -Tessa "jake, your dick, it's a beautiful thing." rachel talking to jake m. Mitchell! rrr, your butt's stealing my scarf! -Miranda "If I'm going to be a mistake I might as well be a cool one, like chocolate chip cookies."- Mat H "Dude! Who flushed Zen down the toilet?"-NickV "Now you're safe now nobody can hit you in the head... Unless they hit you in the face... or the back of your head. -Matt H "I like that door, it swings both ways" -NickV Jessica: I've gotta go strip Jessica: er- (Adam laughs) Jessica: *blushes* Jessica: strip the tree (JessicaSkater and Adam (BikkoMan) on AIM) Neal: OK, you have a choice, we can stone you with hockey pucks, or we can stone you with Tim-Bits Victor: Those are your two dollar coin thingies, right? bed azzler? woah.. I want' an azzler for my bed! Matt H: "I have that map!" Krista: "You do?" M: "No, but I have a big map." "I've lost Kentucky again!" "i like my texans like i like my montana boys: burnt and naked"~rachel~ "i just moan alot when i talk..."~rachel~ "...feel it up..."~rachel~ "Tom Cruise and Keanu Reeves are both so hot. Put 'em together and *kisses fingertips*... oh wait, that's kind of disturbing" -JessicaSkater, in the car on the way back from Best Buy with her dad "We need an enegry squeegee, and en enegery spray can" "I think there's something mentally wrong with my head." -Tessa's coworker "I want to kick it with the cheetahs and Bobby Darrin...old skool style." -Gennie "oh loooooook a novelty car!" -Brad (gennie's kick-ass boss) Elizabeth R: I want a duck's ass. Elizabeth R: that was one of those cases where a cucumber was definitely not just a cucumber. NickV: Thats becouse life is paaaaaiiin. Mom: It doesn't meen you have to inflict it! Nickv: heheheeheh. "Yay for incest." -Jennyrose "That's okay, I expect to be misunderstood anyway" "I let you in my house and you poke me?" -Nick "Must We do therapy in Nick's room?" -Gennie "If you don't play your violin, evil will ensue." -Gennie's Mom "I hated Christmas this morning." -Tom Christmas is so obscene. -Gennie's Mom I've got a Playboy in my pants." -Tom, Gennie's brother "the only thing keeping me from peeing right now is your leg." oh yeah, i do remember being all over mitchell's butt... "Are we them or us?" "Put that mustache on ice!" "How come I never get to be Mary?" -Brock, one of Buzzy's characters "I want a cumball machine" -Rachel Compton "Eat more soap" Ali: yes, ah, what... is Danopian? Dan: thats a bit more complicated Ali: I mean, it sounds like, uh, opium, and that's... not good. Like, being in an Opium Dan Hannah (Naela's sister): Hammering fish. I kill myself. Naela: Hey, I killed you that time. "Greasy isn't a country!" "you know, Shippy would make a kick-ass rabbi..." ~Rosie Kalia (Cloe's sis) looking at picture of Darren Hayes (from SG) with his arm around his driver: That's why you should become a limo driver. Cloe looking at picture of Darren Hayes sitting on a bed: That's why I should become a bed. "mommy! were in the sky!"- a small boy to his mother on the view from the Thor, an anchint hill in Glastonbury, with an amazing view Robyn: Now, boys... Rick: Hey, I resemble that remark Robyn: You -are- in fact male... Neal's mom: "You can put your face on my feet..." Ari: "Drugs have won the drug war." JessicaSkater: How 'bout you? What do you want to do when you "grow up"? Meg: I want to be the president! JessicaSkater: And until then? Meg: I want to work at Target *note... Meg is not Meg from camp "Happy birthday...(finish song) and maaaany more, and Scooby Doo, on channel two, and Frankenstein, on channel nine, and all the rest, on CBS! And The Little Mermaid.....on....channel....something, and The Ugly Duckling, on channel...channel...eleven..." -Krystal, Robyn's couzuz "No, you can't drink and drive, that's juts too hard, you'd end up crashing the car, or somthing" -- Neal's uncle Paul "Ryland! You seem authentic." -Aurelia, one of Buzzy's people "I can't believe we lived through this!" -marina's mother, on the '70s "I am in your head! It's nice and warm in there, with your big cushy brain." - a friend of Noam "If you want to do those unnatural things - do them outside!!!" roya's dad "He's got three assets: He doesn't know much, He's lazy, and he doesn't like controvercy." -Ralph Nader, speeking on "The Connection" about why Dubya as president won't mean the far right wing has free reign. "Boogie! Lets Git Down and Meditate!" - Robopian, Brother of Danopian, speaking with accompanying dance gestures Emma: "It's a flying saucer! A Jewish flying saucer!" Emma's Mom: "Take us to your rabbi!" "that's satan manifested in a 750 watt lightbulb." more from Lotus's Halloween party...(Found another paper I wrote 'em on.) "I'm Sorry, it's your own damn fault that you castrated yourself." "I have four balls." "I think Cory lost one of his balls." "I gave all my balls to Lotus!" "Why isn't your ass ticklish?" "Is my ass comfortable?" "That was the most painful bite I've ever had in my life." "My secret life is putting pimple cream on my face." "They're messing with my toothpaste cap." "This is the cap of purity and childhood, and this is the cap of corruption." "I like my women like I like my coffee... bitter and murky" -Ben ® "I like my Women like I like my Tabasco sauce, HOT!!!"-NickV Emma's Mom: "I don't know how they can know it's PG-13 when they're still filming it, but... " Emma: *rolls her eyes* "Come on! I know what they're filming! It's just a friggin' high school football game!" Kyra: "...until they start stripping!" "Only since I learned I was a Taoist. then I found I'm capable of all kinds of great facial expressions" - Danopian "HeeeresJonny: *heads for the toilet* HeeeresJonny: ahhh HeeeresJonny: that was refreshing!" - Ali on AIM "My underwear are killing me!" -Ali "Damn! I should have been the one to give him that hickey!" -Ali, refferring to DanOpian Ryland: "oh my God I just realiazed my arm is coming straight out of my hand!" Ryland: "quit looking up my nose at me!" Taco man: "I'm my own carnavil! yo the canies are a little scarey, but check out the zipper!" Ryland: "Yes I am dwarftitwiting!" Lotus: "Look that cooks got tits!" Ryland: "I always wanted to be a fairy princess" From Lotus's Halloween Party 2000: "Robby stole my tits!" -Kat C. "Come here Matt. Bend over." -Robby. "Does anyone have a razor in case I mess up?" -Kat E. "Shhhh. I'm trying to listen to your elbow." -Robby "Hockey tape is great for everything." -Matt B. "Yeah. Especially for bondage." -Robby "That's enough listening to body parts for now." -Robby "Two hands...four hands...Who's hand is this!?" -Lotus Neal: "I'm channeling the sprit of bobo the clown." Neal's dad: "This sure is good mustard, eh?" "Enough philosophy, let's fart." - Spike "I want to fuck the entire female race except, uh, like my family. And like.. really old people! And I.. like.. little kids... but you get the general idea." - Spike "I was trying to be happy about the world, in a way, and I felt all the more misrible because I'd found what I'd always wanted, and there was still just as much about this world that made me want to rip shit up. I think I'm feeling better now, not because I think the world is any better, but because I don't. I'm pissed about a lot of things in this world, I have no doubts that I'm dead wrong about what a good way to fix anything would be, and I don't care, cause I'm not sure I want to fix everything, I'm not sure I want to try to make things "better", cause I'm disgruntled and I think I like it that way. I don't believe in finding a right way to live, so I don't think I want to try anymore. I just want to do shit, not try to find something better, just DO shit. I'm sick to death of preconceved goals." -zack, "zack, you are so ready to use linux..." -platypus "I am the god of hellfire!" -Mitchell "Uh, Mitchell, I hate to burst your bubble of disillusionment, but..." -Mitchell's friend Forest i am never kissing any boy again! tongues are so disgusting! look at the bottom of yours. it looks like a slug."~rachel to sarah "i am changing my name to Gilgamesh"~rachel "i have really big balls. i have a really tight ass."~rachel "I wouldn't know Ani if she came into my house, sat down,had tea and used to bathroom id say 'hi who the hell are you and what are you ding in my house???'" "If you throw up in my room, I'm going to smack you." - JessicaSkater "Being pregnant with a rat is symbolic of my job???" ~Rosie From Selena's and the Christmas Tree Frenzy: "Who'll do me?" -Adam B. "I will." -Alex BW. "I'll do you if you're interested." -Adam B. "Come here and be spanked." "Are you giving me a hand job?" Adam to Alex "Denderphilia...where you have...relations with a tree." "I'll fuck with the light meter!" "The guys are going to play with trees." "I don't get off on little kids. They piss me off." "I want to be a Charlie's Angel when I grow up." "You know, when you have some guy reaching down your pants, I want to say 'careful, you might not like what you find.'" "My God, I'm gluing my boobs together!" "*pukes all over adam's feet*" "*laps up the puke*" Yet again, Adam (BikkoMan) and -JessicaSkater "Shut the FUCK up. Please." ~Rosie "Any other inflections were entirely your own Freudian creations. Please pass the salt." ~Rosie "... and I'd really like to have some people who are genetically related to me accompanying me. So have your people call my people, they'll figure out what to call each other ..." Emma's Mom, off on a tangent
"It's the pothole in your hardrive" JessicaSkatersMomMelissa, refferring to bad sectors
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, who was saying it facetiously gosh darnit!! (sure she was...)
, who IS going to camp next year
